Ask the Doctor thread

[User-E]

You never seen A Christmas Story??

Here she is - in all her glory!

That's exactly what I thought of too, lol. :biggrin2:

 

[User-E]

Found a pic of MM as a young lad too.

 

[oldguyzer]

What people do with their limbs is up to them. Heck, if I had a fake limb, I'd beat noisy brats with it and cackle hysterically, while drooling on my shirt.

Oh wait, I already do that.

 

[User-E]

Viagra can permanently damage vision, scientists claim

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-...y-damage-vision-scientists-claim-9771501.html

I wonder how often their tests on mice actually prove to provide the same results in humans? Shouldn't they wait until they do tests on humans before they publish warnings?

 

[papasmerf]

Viagra can permanently damage vision, scientists claim

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-...y-damage-vision-scientists-claim-9771501.html

I wonder how often their tests on mice actually prove to provide the same results in humans? Shouldn't they wait until they do tests on humans before they publish warnings?

Changes in vision has been a warning with ED pills from the very beginning.

The warning now indicates they have been advised it has happened and likely paid out on it.
The drug is too much of a cash cow to remove from the market.

 

[User-E]

Changes in vision has been a warning with ED pills from the very beginning.

The warning now indicates they have been advised it has happened and likely paid out on it.
The drug is too much of a cash cow to remove from the market.

Has anyone ever seen a mouse with an erection? Hmmmmmm

 

[papasmerf]

Has anyone ever seen a mouse with an erection? Hmmmmmm

Can not say that I ever looked........I leave that to the lab rat types

 

[oldguyzer]

Has anyone ever seen a mouse with an erection? Hmmmmmm

That's not a nice thing to say about customers!

 

[oldguyzer]

Changes in vision has been a warning with ED pills from the very beginning.

The warning now indicates they have been advised it has happened and likely paid out on it.
The drug is too much of a cash cow to remove from the market.

Correct. It's been a known side effect, along with bluish tinted vision.

Which explains why papa always look blue to me...

 

[MotA]

Dr. is there a home remedy for foot warts?.

 

[oldguyzer]

Dr. is there a home remedy for foot warts?.

Amputation.

Seriously, get some liquid wart remover from your local pharmacy (it's either salicyclic acid - asprin - or trichlorocacetic acid - sort of like vinegar) and use it daily. The warts will disappear. Some OTC remedies including liquid notrigen (freezing) the warts have worked, but can also cause skin damage, so I'd avoid them.

 

[User-E]

Line up for Flu Shots starts here.



The Doctor will be with you shortly.

 

[papasmerf]

Line up for Flu Shots starts here.



The Doctor will be with you shortly.

Already got mine in September

 

[oldguyzer]

This doctor can't recommend flu shots strongly enough for everyone, all ages. Free!

And if you want to use high-quality alcohol taken internally to ease the pain, all the better :biggrin2:

 

[Intell]

Doc, does the pump increase to your penis actually work?.


Always wanted to ask that question :blush2:

 

[oldguyzer]

Doc, does the pump increase to your penis actually work?.


Always wanted to ask that question :blush2:

If you mean does it work to increase the penis length, width, etc, then the evidence seems to indicate yes, it does. The pump works by creating a lower pressure area withint the sheath, which in theory pulls the penis out from the body in all directions. The blood vessels actually expand a bit, increase size. Until you take the pump off, then it relaxes over a few minutes (time depends on the person) to normal. Some evidence shows repeated use can increase resting length and girth from continual stretching of the muscle. The reports I've seen indicate a modest increase of about half an inch in length for most, while a few get more and a few get less. Is it worth the process? I think most would say no, but there's always some who will try.

There is a health risk with the pump of actually applying too much negative pressure and rupturing a blood vessel in your penis. Not a nice accident to have. Hard to explain in the emergency room

 

[oldguyzer]

Dude, I've given this a lot of thought, and I've decided to put you on Ignore.

How will I ever carry on living knowing this?

 

[User-E]

What are the odds of this actually giving someone a heart attack?

Toronto All-You-Can-Eat Poutine Restaurant



https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/07/03/toronto-poutine-all-you-can-eat_n_5556797.html

 

[oldguyzer]

What are the odds of this actually giving someone a heart attack?

Toronto All-You-Can-Eat Poutine Restaurant



https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/07/03/toronto-poutine-all-you-can-eat_n_5556797.html

Zero. God does not punish those who eat bacon, or poutine.

Even better, bacon-topped poutine at Montreal Poutine in the Old Port. Heaven sent... :wink2:

 

[User-E]

Zero. God does not punish those who eat bacon, or poutine.

Even better, bacon-topped poutine at Montreal Poutine in the Old Port. Heaven sent... :wink2:

Hopefully we'll get to share a platter of poutine some day. :wink2: