Cardinal Fang's Advice Thread

[SillyGirl]

um, yea, sure...I'll get that videoed right after the hula-hoop. Funky & Music

 

[Transient]

If I look out my window right now I see a raving lunatic stapling plastic wings to small farm animals and then sending them on a ride with a trebuchet.

This is so sad....

 

[SillyGirl]

:LMAO::LMAO::LMAO:

That's classic, you've outdone yourself. :great:

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Hahaha I'd be stunned if your inbox doesn't fill up with picture requests Transient.


Dear Fang,
I am feeling a little anxious about achieving all my goals for this upcoming week. Is there a smaller ambition you can think of that I will easily succeed with that may help me feel somewhat accomplished?
Thanks,
Amy

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Dear Fang,
I am feeling a little anxious about achieving all my goals for this upcoming week. Is there a smaller ambition you can think of that I will easily succeed with that may help me feel somewhat accomplished?
Thanks,
Amy

*Puts on fuzzy Dali Lama Hat with feather boa*

Dear Amy, I reminded of a poem I once read where it said "a man's dream should exceed his grasp." Now I know this isn't about a dream but rather a set of tasks you need to complete. However, the sentiment is the same. They're both designed as a test to see what your true potential is. Before you say to yourself I can't get this all done, the failure is in never attempting to. Never set your sights low Amy because if you do your accomplishments will only be that......low.

P.S. If I haven't convinced you and you still want to set your sights low give me a call and we'll hook up again. :wink2:

*Blows feather boa out of his face*

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Hahahahaaaaa stop selling yourself so short

I found one small task I can accomplish quickly...cook some KD for some of my guests and watch what unfolds :blush2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I found one small task I can accomplish quickly...cook some KD for some of my guests and watch what unfolds :blush2:

That was Cruel.....but fair. :biggrin2: Well played young Jedi.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

That was Cruel.....but fair. :biggrin2: Well played young Jedi.

Cruel would be saying a simple task I achieved was multiple orgasms in under a minute with just the touch of my hand.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Cruel would be saying a simple task I achieved was multiple orgasms in under a minute with just the touch of my hand.

SHILL!!!

Wait!........ what? :wink2:

 

[Madman]

Tranny, doesn't look a thing like me. You can't see my friendly fresh smile, my chiselled chin or my seductive gaze!

Keep up and you're going to be on the unemployment line!!:grrrrrr:

 

[Redbull]

Would you fail him?.

 

[Esco!]

^^^ love it!! :YMAPPLAUSE:

 

[Madman]

SHILL!!!

Wait!........ what? :wink2:

Last post in this thread by the OP was June 25th. Squatter right's law clearly states 5 business days and if no sign of the owner I can take over this thread. Now let me work this out on my fingers and toes to see if I can claim squatters right in the morning!



SHUDDUP you're mixing me up


OK GOT IT, the good Priest has til 11:59 tomorrow to claim his property or it's MINE, ALL MINE!!!

MUWHAHAHAHAH

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Madman, are you kissing Fang?? Or trying to do an evil laugh?

 

[Madman]

Madman, are you kissing Fang?? Or trying to do an evil laugh?

I was trying to do an evil laugh:dontknow: I was never an Alter Boy therefore I would never kiss a priest!

 

[Madman]

OK I fixed it, click on the laugh!!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Funny!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Funny!

I beg of you...don't encourage him. He tried to kiss me. I didn't enjoy it at all.

*Walks off to shower in gasoline*

 

[George Costanza]

You think he died?.

 

[Madman]

I beg of you...don't encourage him. He tried to kiss me. I didn't enjoy it at all.

*Walks off to shower in gasoline*

LIAR LIAR ROBE ON FIRE!!!

I did not try to kiss you and I admonished you because you tickled the inside of my palm when I attempted to shake hands with you!!:grrrrrr: