Cardinal Fang's Advice Thread

[SillyGirl]

If I may Sillygirl. I think thongs would be more appropriate.:wink2:

You're absolutely right. Thong it is.

I think a pair of sexy high cut boots with as Jerk suggests a pair of thong panties would look really nice. Let's see the new boots you purchased?raying:

You will never see them. Never ever ever!!!!

 

[Madman]

You're absolutely right. Thong it is.



You will never see them. Never ever ever!!!!

but but but I just want to help :sorry2:

 

[SillyGirl]

but but but I just want to help :sorry2:

Yea, help yourself to another pair of my boots! You're not fooling me, you would just give the conditioner to Bliss to put on!

 

[Madman]

Yea, help yourself to another pair of my boots! You're not fooling me, you would just give the conditioner to Bliss to put on!

Blissful would love to shine your boots and YOU KNOW IT. Now if you let me see your thong panties I will personally sniff test them for you and NO WAY is bliss getting near them I promiseraying:

 

[SillyGirl]

Now if you let me see your thong panties I will personally sniff test them for you

This will happen first.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

So what you saying is that there is a chance then. :wink2:

 

[Capo]

Cardinal Fang.

Why is it that some of us can't sleep at night?.

 

[Capo]

Cardinal Fang, last question.

Why and what do members gain by being invisible. I never understood that. They pop out of nowhere and I think to myself, why?.

You better come up with a good answer or I will tell your superiors :biggrin2:

 

[SillyGirl]

So what you saying is that there is a chance then. :wink2:

When this also happens...



:tongue:

 

[Guido]

MM, I think SG is saying no to the sniff test!:biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Cardinal Fang.

Why is it that some of us can't sleep at night?.

We all sleep. Some of us just don't get to the REM state needed for truly restful sleep that the body requires. Try masturbating before going to bed. Works well for men I'm told.

Cardinal Fang, last question.

I see that my advice to masturbate before going to bed didn't work.

Why and what do members gain by being invisible. I never understood that. They pop out of nowhere and I think to myself, why?.

By being invisible we hope not to be pestered with posts or unusual requests for information. This works for the most part unless your a fark-tard like me who creates a thread meant to answer really dumbass questions this that and not being able to sleep.

It isn't a question of gaining anything. It's more like a game of hide and seek where you shared a hiding spot with a cute girl in a confined space and hope no one else finds the two of you before you put the moves on her. The only difference being your not hiding and Amy is no where to be found.

You better come up with a good answer or I will tell your superiors

Thanks Dad....

 

[Guido]

We all sleep. Some of us just don't get to the REM state needed for truly restful sleep that the body requires. Try masturbating before going to bed. Work well for men I'm told.

Great answer "a pull a day helps keep the doctor away" wasn't that a popular saying?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

MM, I think SG is saying no to the sniff test!:biggrin2:

If I look out my window right now I see a raving lunatic stapling plastic wings to small farm animals and then sending them on a ride with a trebuchet.

This is so sad....

 

[Cardinal Fang]

When this also happens...



:tongue:

I hate to point it out to you SillyGirl but Pigs can fly. All men have to do is buy a ticket on a plane.

 

[Guido]

If I look out my window right now I see a raving lunatic stapling plastic wings to small farm animals and then sending them on a ride with a trebuchet.

This is so sad....

Does he have a beard and a crazy looking laugh? If he does RUNNNNNNNNNN!

 

[-b]

Bless me Cardinal for I have Sin....raying:

Not only did I talk to the woman I like.....
But I also was looking at eye candy at the gym....
And they gave me intense pleasure to my sense.....
Should I be ashamed of this.......Not having sex for awhile is killing me...
But I want the time.....is that wrong.....Now I understand why my ex called
me Slut Bunny......:blush2:

 

[-b]

Why is it called a French Tickler when and Italian or any other nationality is wearing it....
Why is it called a French Kiss when she is Scottish.......

Damn I am bored.....
Should I take up Pole Dancing.....or just go watch some pole dancing
When will I finally decide to get laid.....Why do I have sex on my mind....

 

[SillyGirl]

Should I take up Pole Dancing.....or just go watch some pole dancing

LOL! So funny you said that. There is an exercise place around here that offers pole dancing classes. Before you can sign up, you have to take what they call a Teaser class to show you what the classes are like and make sure you would like it before you commit.

So I'm doing that next weekend. Funky & Music

 

[-b]

LOL! So funny you said that. There is an exercise place around here that offers pole dancing classes. Before you can sign up, you have to take what they call a Teaser class to show you what the classes are like and make sure you would like it before you commit.

So I'm doing that next weekend. Funky & Music

:YMDAYDREAM:Hmmmmmm Would you get someone to video tape you.....
Just to get an idea how you can tease....

 

[Madman]

:YMDAYDREAM:Hmmmmmm Would you get someone to video tape you.....
Just to get an idea how you can tease....

Leave SillyG alone! Actually I found out where she keeps her new boots, so next weekend when she's pole dancing I'm....shhhh I'll tell you later in private.