Cardinal Fang's Advice Thread

[Curly]

I'd give her $100 dollars which I believe is the fair going rate.

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[Art Mann]

Dear Cardinal Fang, how do I keep a smurf in line?

 

[Guido]

Papa, I coming over! Hide under the bed until I get there!!!!!!!

 

[Jerkthis]

Papa, I coming over! Hide under the bed until I get there!!!!!!!

You sure you can fit under the bed??

 

[Cardinal Fang]

:LMAO:

Every time I see this emoticon I want to stomp on it as if it was an insect.

 

[Art Mann]

Every time I see this emoticon I want to stomp on it as if it was an insect.

In that case, have a little happy foot dance. Go nuts.

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[Robintheboywonder]

I just came out of the bump thread and finally got my hands on him

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Cardinal, here's my question

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Robin,

Leave it alone. Embrace that shade of colour between black and white. A bigger concern to us is your ersatz homosexual relationship with Batman.

 

[Flake]

Robin,

Leave it alone. Embrace that shade of colour between black and white. A bigger concern to us is your ersatz homosexual relationship with Batman.

You are weird.

In a good way.

 

[Madman]

You people are strange

 

[Cardinal Fang]

You are weird.

In a good way.

You have no idea.....

You people are strange

And your point being?

In a strange world, the unstrange man seems to be strange.

hmmmm sounds strange.

 

[BuzzSaw]

What constitutes a strange person?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Cheese

 

[BuzzSaw]

Cheese

Swiss or Cheddar?

 

[Madman]

You have no idea.....



And your point being?



hmmmm sounds strange.

The Pope does not monitor your work habits does he??

You should be conducting a funeral or baptism instead of playing truth or dare with the altar boys and posting here!

 

[SillyGirl]

Cardinal, my cat is in love with the bathmat. He drags it from the bathroom and sexually molests it, often several times per day. I tried keeping the bathroom door closed so he would stop, but after two weeks he expressed his displeasure by peeing in the living room. At that point I capitulated and started leaving the door open for him again.

Today I came home and found both bathmats in a tangled pile in the living room. Obviously he had a threesome while I was at work.

I would very much like to find a way to break this habit, since I am tired of washing the bathmats several times per week. You can't dry them in the dryer, they have to air dry and it takes forever.

I tried leaving a bath towel on the floor in there for him to fuck instead, but he is not interested. Today I bought him a fluffy pillow, sprayed it with catnip spray and left it in the bathroom for him, but he doesn't seem impressed.

I talked to the vet about this and asked for advice, but he was laughing too hard to be of any assistance. Can you please help?

 

[RAWD]

Cardinal, my cat is in love with the bathmat. He drags it from the bathroom and sexually molests it, often several times per day. I tried keeping the bathroom door closed so he would stop, but after two weeks he expressed his displeasure by peeing in the living room. At that point I capitulated and started leaving the door open for him again.

Today I came home and found both bathmats in a tangled pile in the living room. Obviously he had a threesome while I was at work.

I would very much like to find a way to break this habit, since I am tired of washing the bathmats several times per week. You can't dry them in the dryer, they have to air dry and it takes forever.

I tried leaving a bath towel on the floor in there for him to fuck instead, but he is not interested. Today I bought him a fluffy pillow, sprayed it with catnip spray and left it in the bathroom for him, but he doesn't seem impressed.

I talked to the vet about this and asked for advice, but he was laughing too hard to be of any assistance. Can you please help?

Sometimes, love just happens. Don't judge.

 

[SillyGirl]

Sometimes, love just happens. Don't judge.

LOL. I just wish he would transfer his affections to something more easily laundered.

It's not like he's faithful to the bathmat, he has shared his love with my laundry, the dishtowel, and one time he pulled the tablecloth off the table. :???:

 

[Madman]

LOL. I just wish he would transfer his affections to something more easily laundered.

It's not like he's faithful to the bathmat, he has shared his love with my laundry, the dishtowel, and one time he pulled the tablecloth off the table. :???:

Can I borrow your pussy this weekend please??