Cardinal Fang's Advice Thread

[SillyGirl]

Barbara, how long have you been together? Does he want to see other people? Have you been seeing other people? If he is from here does he partake in the pay for play?

None of that matters. All that matters is that he doesn't want a commitment.

Sorry, Barbara. I know it's hard to walk away when you have real feelings. But it's really your only good option, you can't change him.

 

[User-E]

Bazinga!

EXCUSE ME! BUT I DIDN'T SEE YOUR NAME ON THIS ADVICE THREAD!

Barbra, thanks for taking the time to write. I think it's time you move on.

:biggrin2:

We started a group therapy session to tide her over until you could respond, which by the way, took you more than 18 hours!

I'm concerned about you Cardinal. Are you overworked and underpaid? Do you need some time off?

:fixer:

 

[papasmerf]

We started a group therapy session to tide her over until you could respond, which by the way, took you more than 18 hours!

I'm concerned about you Cardinal. Are you overworked and underpaid? Do you need some time off?

:fixer:

taken from his most recent performance review "if Fang took anymore time off he would be retired"

(RTBW)

 

[Robintheboywonder]

The problem the way I see it is that Fang is much to preoccupied with other um let's say other happenings in his congregation.

 

[papasmerf]

The problem the way I see it is that Fang is much to preoccupied with other um let's say other happenings in his congregation.

If you feel it has become a problem as manager you can bar him from the Blue Oyster

 

[Robintheboywonder]

If you feel it has become a problem as manager you can bar him from the Blue Oyster

I do not manage the Blue Oyster or am in anyway affiliated with the establishment. I am however quite involved with if you would like to join us on an up and coming event. It's called STOMP A SMURF night and it's very popular. You should come, I'd ensure you would be the center of attention.

 

[papasmerf]

I do not manage the Blue Oyster or am in anyway affiliated with the establishment. I am however quite involved with if you would like to join us on an up and coming event. It's called STOMP A SMURF night and it's very popular. You should come, I'd ensure you would be the center of attention.

I told you last week you are not allowed to rename the Blue Oyster to Gotham City anything

and your Gentlemen Beat your Blue Balls night will not happen.

I find your public airing of your demented wants to be silly

 

[papasmerf]

Also Robin it has been brought to my attention you have posted the following sign at the front entrance of the Blue Oyster

WE ENCOURAGE OUR PATRONS
TO USE THE BACK DOOR

That sign is to be removed before the doors open, tonight.
​

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Papa, I know it's not dementia yet but let's try and get it straight.

Anything blue=Papasmerf

Anything Batty=Robin super crime fighter elite

Are we clear, do I need........... to,........... speak ............ slower

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Also Robin it has been brought to my attention you have posted the following sign at the front entrance of the Blue Oyster

WE ENCOURAGE OUR PATRONS
TO USE THE BACK DOOR

That sign is to be removed before the doors open, tonight.
​

Yikes, no wonder you drive MM to total madness!:no:

 

[papasmerf]

Papa, I know it's not dementia yet but let's try and get it straight.

Anything blue=Papasmerf

Anything Batty=Robin super crime fighter elite

Are we clear, do I need........... to,........... speak ............ slower

I don't know which is worse your spitting when you talk or Kentucky Fried Chicken

 

[Cardinal Fang]

We started a group therapy session to tide her over until you could respond, which by the way, took you more than 18 hours!

I'm concerned about you Cardinal. Are you overworked and underpaid? Do you need some time off?

:fixer:

I would like to get off. Would that be the same thing?

taken from his most recent performance review "if Fang took anymore time off he would be retired"

(RTBW)

PREACH IT BROTHER!

The problem the way I see it is that Fang is much to preoccupied with other um let's say other happenings in his congregation.

Yes you're right Robin. Amy's robe and nuns habit came in and it doesn't fit her. I'm not happy at all.

 

[papasmerf]

Fang,

Robin has requested me to back him in a new concept bar.
He wants to call it the Mortuary and have the advertising of STOP IN FOR A COLD ONE.

Personally I find this to be in poor taste.............your thoughts?

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Fang,

Robin has requested me to back him in a new concept bar.
He wants to call it the Mortuary and have the advertising of STOP IN FOR A COLD ONE.

Personally I find this to be in poor taste.............your thoughts?

A COLD ONE, A LONG ONE, A SLOPPY ONE etc.... the list goes on but right now I'm sorry I'm pre-occupied with the Gotham City Lounge.

 

[papasmerf]

A COLD ONE, A LONG ONE, A SLOPPY ONE etc.... the list goes on but right now I'm sorry I'm pre-occupied with the Gotham City Lounge.

I told you
the Blue Oyster has a long standing presence in Toronto and as an enterprise we will not be changing the name.............Now be a good boy wonder and remove that silly sign from the front door

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Papa,

The choice of whether or not it's poor taste would have more do with what appetizers are served. THe fact he chose you to "back" him leads me to believe you totally missed his indecent proposal. While normal business ventures are fraught with risk Papa, those with friends are more so and those with ambiguously gay superheroes are doubly so.

Tread lightly and carry a large pointed stick.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Papa,

The choice of whether or not it's poor taste would have more do with what appetizers are served. THe fact he chose you to "back" him leads me to believe you totally missed his indecent proposal. While normal business ventures are fraught with risk Papa, those with friends are more so and those with ambiguously gay superheroes are doubly so.

Tread lightly and carry a large pointed stick.

Listen to what he's telling you. I always thought Kato was as gay as they come. He use to strut around with green ladies underwear all the time.

 

[ShowmeThemoney]

Listen to what he's telling you. I always thought Kato was as gay as they come. He use to strut around with green ladies underwear all the time.

WTF?

 

[Madman]

WTF?

Since Fangy is still busy AT MY PLACE with Ms. Sarah let me help you out.

Robin is referring to the Green Hornet's side kick Kato.

I think they were in a side kick (chopped liver) fraternity at one point and time.

 

[Doggie]

They may be calling you for advice regarding seat belts safety.