Cardinal Fang's Advice Thread

[Cardinal Fang]

Fang is always home. We can debate whether the lights are on though.

 

[Madman]

You may think this is strange but I always thing about what God would do. Then I discount it. Then I think about what Madman would do. Then ignore it completely. Then I think about what would Satan do and dial it back about five and I have my solution.

Thank you for letting me know this, now I don't feel so bad that I pee'd in your wine when you weren't looking and did the Visa swipe with the Hosts. I ran each one along the crack of my ass to validate the authenticity of the Hosts you are serving.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

You sir will be sitting beside Celine Dion on that long bus ride to purgatory. You can be assured of that. :biggrin2:

 

[Guido]

Don't fret the Mad one Cardinal, he's just upset the team of destiny is moving on to the second round while his boys go and bathe in green beer!arty:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

FORZA ITALIA

 

[Guido]

NUMERO UNO

 

[RAWD]

You sir will be sitting beside Celine Dion on that long bus ride to purgatory. You can be assured of that. :biggrin2:

Not cool, man, not cool....

 

[RAWD]

FORZA ITALIA

Did any of you other wankers see the dude with the nice suit at the First Canadian Place food court yesterday...draped with an Italian flag?

 

[Madman]

Did any of you other wankers see the dude with the nice suit at the First Canadian Place food court yesterday...draped with an Italian flag?

Don't give them any ideas!!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Did any of you other wankers see the dude with the nice suit at the First Canadian Place food court yesterday...draped with an Italian flag?

That was me dude.

 

[-b]

Don't give them any ideas!!

If they were dragging the flag they will have to burn it....that is
what you do when the flag hits the ground.....

That is flag not the Irish Fag.......:slap:

 

[RAWD]

That was me dude.

Doubt it. It was a big dude hanging with two hot chicks.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

That WASN'T me dude. -/It wasn't me:-/

 

[Esco!]

That WASN'T me dude. -/It wasn't me:-/

Stop lying Goober, we have your name, we have your IP#. We're cumming for you!!!

 

[-b]

Did Portugal advance.....?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Unfortunately yes Blissful.

 

[-b]

Unfortunately yes Blissful.

Unfortunately....what the Hell.....Yes Hell.......
Madman where are you .....this so called Cardinal or Bishop or whatever
is in the special room interfering with me and the women......:grrrrrr:
QueenJane wants to off his head......if you know what I mean and
Amy is looking at him like she is hungry for protein ....Mel is make sweet eyes
at him and SG has her new F**K Boots on with her whip and leather......
Reverse is still lost.......:Crying/:Linda is telling Barb she finds him very Holy.....

Get up Madman....even Peace is smiling at him......

 

[Linda]

Who's Barb??

 

[-b]

Who's Barb??

She hangs around every so often.......when Madman let her out...:biggrin2:
And Madman enjoys being called Liberace......

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Unfortunately....what the Hell.....Yes Hell.......
Madman where are you .....this so called Cardinal or Bishop or whatever
is in the special room interfering with me and the women......

So called? I'll have you know I spent an awful amount of time crafting this online character of mine to be as realistic an ass-clown as possible.I won't have you insult my hard work.

QueenJane wants to off his head......if you know what I mean and
Amy is looking at him like she is hungry for protein ....Mel is make sweet eyes
at him and SG has her new F**K Boots on with her whip and leather......

Women in the acts of violence.....That's hawt.