Cardinal Fang's Advice Thread

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Women in the acts of violence.....That's hawt.

I need a good spanking......Women and Violence......:biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

Unfortunately....what the Hell.....Yes Hell.......
Madman where are you .....this so called Cardinal or Bishop or whatever
is in the special room interfering with me and the women......:grrrrrr:
QueenJane wants to off his head......if you know what I mean and
Amy is looking at him like she is hungry for protein ....Mel is make sweet eyes
at him and SG has her new F**K Boots on with her whip and leather......
Reverse is still lost.......:Crying/:Linda is telling Barb she finds him very Holy.....

Get up Madman....even Peace is smiling at him......

CLose the door and lay down the traps. The big one with teeth that's marked ASS CLOWN MUNCHER!!

Keep him out at all cost, he's after Amy and her cotton white undies!!!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I'm not wearing any panties today. It's laundry day so I get to prance around my house naked yay

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I'm not wearing any panties today. It's laundry day so I get to prance around my house naked yay

Pics or it didn't happen. :biggrin2:

</Obvious>

 

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Ok here is his Shirt...Damn Madman that is why there is
deodorant and not the one women use in their undies either....

Yes pics would be nice......:blush2:

 

[Madman]

Pics or it didn't happen. :biggrin2:

</Obvious>

:drinks2: Me and the spiritual one are on the same page on this one.

PS... sweet Amy you do know what happened to Sillyg's boots because she didn't release tidbits, you wouldn't want that to happen to your tightie whites now would you??Hmmmmmm

 

[Google]

How do I keep cool in this heatwave. I don't have a AC unit at home and the fan only gives out warm air.

PS. It broke down and cannot get a repair man till tomorrow.

 

[RayFinkel]

Fang, how come you never post anything entertaining or amusing?

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Pics or it didn't happen. :biggrin2:

</Obvious>

Too late...laundry done. I'll try and have someone around who will take a pic next time I do laundry.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Without the tank top.... it's the most skin I will bare online anyhow....

 

[mctaggar]

OK

It happened !!

Sweet Pics, Amy !!

:clapping2:

 

[jumpingjackflash]

WOOOOWEEEE, wow, nice Amy. :YMAPPLAUSE:

 

[Esco!]

Cardinal Fang, why is the RayFinkel so gay??

 

[HoneyBee]

How do I keep cool in this heatwave.

Google FAIL :rofl!:

 

[SillyGirl]

Without the tank top.... it's the most skin I will bare online anyhow....

I think you turned this into the "pitch a tent" thread, Amy! :great:

 

[Transient]

Cardinal Fang, how might you suggest we convince Amy to post pictures in even skimpier outfits?

Without the tank top.... it's the most skin I will bare online anyhow....

 

[Cardinal Fang]

How do I keep cool in this heatwave. I don't have a AC unit at home and the fan only gives out warm air.

Sorry to hear about your AC woes.

I would recommend not loosing your temper. If you have a fuzzy hat with a feather in it wear it. Nothing is more cool then a guy with a fuzzy hat. With respect to the warm air issue try taking long baths in cool water but limit your masturbating as you don't want "floaties" around you.

Fang, how come you never post anything entertaining or amusing?

That's because I'm shooting for silly and absurd. If you want entertaining and amusing have a look at HoneyBee's posts.

Cardinal Fang, why is the RayFinkel so gay??

Esco, I do believe his is happy, yes.

Cardinal Fang, how might you suggest we convince Amy to post pictures in even skimpier outfits?

Dude! If I knew that do you think I'd be on this board flirting with women half my age? I tried the Jedi mind tricks when I was with her last but she didn't fall for it.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Too late...laundry done. I'll try and have someone around who will take a pic next time I do laundry.

At the risk of sounding completely shameless I will volunteer to do that for you.:wink2: Laundry eh? Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Thank you :biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

No....THANK YOU!

*I really need to get laid.*