EVERY GUY EXCEPT bobistheoowl WHO POSTS IN THIS THREAD SUCKS DONKEY COCK!!!!

[bobistheowl]

Really, so he's still cashing in on his Survivor stints??

No, Madman. Surgically altered Rupert look-a-likes now handle the majority of his public appearances, like opening new strip malls, and bowling alleys. He still has a high Q score in Indiana, Ohio, Oregon, Washington and Mississippi, and among the homeless, war veterans, and fans of The Grateful Dead, but he's yesterday's news, to everyone else.

He made enough during his period of fame to have himself surgically altered, and created a new career for himself, as Iggy Azalea. I can't be the only one around here who knows this.

He doesn't make any money from the public appearances made by his look-a-likes, because he sold the rights to his image to Google, and is no longer legally entitled to be himself. He chose to be Iggy, because he couldn't sing, but already had a big ass.

 

[BEER]

:search2:

 

[oldguyzer]

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Hey why is there a dead donkey on the floor?

 

[papasmerf]

Hey why is there a dead donkey on the floor?

Keeps falling out of the chair

 

[peace]

Hey why is there a dead donkey on the floor?

He was constipated for a long time.

 

[bobistheowl]

You guys have no idea why I bumped this thread. I like that about you.

 

[papasmerf]

Actually I does know why.

 

[Transient]

 

[Madman]

You guys have no idea why I bumped this thread. I like that about you.

You bumped it because of ME!!!! It's all about MEEEEEEE!!!

 

[peace]

No BUMP

 

[Madman]

No BUMP

What's the magic word??

 

[peace]

What's the magic word??

Madman

 

[Madman]

Madman

YES YOU ARE CORRECT because it's all ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEE!:YMPARTY:

 

[peace]

Madman

 

[Madman]

Madman

 

[peace]

hair transplant?

 

[oldguyzer]

BITI?

 

[peace]

BITI?

He is older..

 

[bobistheowl]

I don't look anything like Rupert, peace. I have a full head of natural dark blonde hair, ocean blue eyes, and I'm clean shaven. I just have a bit of white hair at 'sideburn height', but I've never coloured my hair, except as part of a hallowe'en disguise.

Hair doesn't grow on my ass cheeks anymore, though. In the crack, sure, but not on the cheeks. I shaved it off before an appointment with an Escort for whom I did not write a review, in June, 2011, and it never grew back. My cheeks aren't completely bald, it's more like Sidney Crosby's playoff beard, in his rookie season, only blonde.

All of my body hair is blonde, so you can't even see it, from more than a few feet away. I used to have a bit of hair on my lower back, just above the top of the ass crack, but that never grew back, after I shaved it off, more than ten years ago. I guess I'm just lucky, compared to guys like guido's avatar. If other guys have significantly more body hair than I do, I'm OK with that.