Here is another. "The excuse game"

[Macho Man]

Wrong guy to do it.

Can I borrow $100?.

 

[Ang]

Banks are closed right now

Can someone call my wife and ask her to have something real sexy on tonight?

 

[papasmerf]

She is in the other room..........I will ask her.

Get me a condom

 

[Guido]

They don't sell the extra small ones anymore.

I'm hungry and I don't know what to have for breakfast, can someone cook me up something?

 

[peace]

SO you and Papasmerf had fun?

 

[Slick]

Is that an excuse.

Where can I buy a good computer.

 

[Dan]

you are not computer worthy so no you can't buy one!

Where can I buy a good cafe late in Bolton?

 

[George Costanza]

Not available they all closed down.

Get me 2 tickets to the UFC fight next month.

 

[Ang]

Already gave them to Jerry

I'd like a beer, go get me one

 

[peace]

Aren't you watching your weight?
Give me a hug!

 

[Ang]

Don't feel like having my ass grabbed right now
Can someone pick up milk on their way home

 

[peace]

I dont have any money with me.
Can someone give me a lift to a supermarket.

 

[Ang]

No if I wanted to go myself I wouldn't have asked you:wacko:

Ok then walk to he store

 

[peace]

I cant because my knee hurts as I have a case of cartiledge degeneration.
Can you go to the store for me if I gave you a list of what I want?

 

[papasmerf]

all I need is the list and your valid credit card.

Could someone check flights time for St. Thomas?

 

[peace]

I couldnt because I m not sure which airline you signed up with...
COuld someone give Bazerko and Ida a call?

 

[TINY]

My battery is dead.

Can someone pray for them?.

 

[peace]

THey are not religious fanatics.

Can you check todays weather forecast for me?

 

[Curly]

My Tv is busted.


Can I get a pizza to go.

 

[Shallow]

No, pizza is not good for you.

Can you spare a dime?.