Here is another. "The excuse game"

[peace]

Dont have any change on me.
Can you fix my bike?

 

[Transient]

Can't, all my tools are unified.

Get me a sammich!

 

[Guido]

I can't you're getting too fat!

Get me a woman that sucks, fucks and cooks a mean lasagne please!

 

[Transient]

No way! Not gonna help you with your Italian wet dream.

Find me a more distracting avatar.

 

[peace]

I CAN'T as I'm computer illiterate.
Fine me an Asian gorgeous female spinner who can give great a massage with an incredible happy ending.

 

[Ang]

They are all gone now
Can someone get this wedgie outta my butt :shocking:

 

[Prick]

No ask your wife.

Can you pass the mustard please.

 

[Ang]

Only have mayo here
I would like to rent a limo, who's gonna drive?

 

[papasmerf]

I have no limo license

would you pass the foot ball?

 

[Ang]

No it's still stored away
Can someone get me a beer....it's past noon already!!:yahoo:

 

[papasmerf]

no beer in the house

can you make me a steak?

 

[Ang]

I could but I'm not near a BBQ
Can someone bring the BBQ over here, papa wants a steak

 

[Butch]

I doubt that, He wants bacon.

Can I borrow your car?.

 

[Wise Guy]

Only insured for me.

Pass me the tv converter

 

[Transient]

Can't trust you with it.

Gimme, gimme, gimme.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

I'm a taker not a giver.

May I borrow your girlfriend for a night?

 

[Wise Guy]

Pay up first.


Where is the ketchup?.

 

[Ang]

Lazy ass it's in the fridge, get it yourself!

Can someone fetch my Italian slippers?

 

[peace]

GUido has them!
Can you make me a smoothie?

 

[Macho Man]

Don't have the equipment.

Can you lend me your laptop?.