A guy drops his spoon in a restaurant one day and almost immediately a waiter is there with a new spoon. The client asks "How did you know that I would need a new spoon so fast?" The waiter replies that several months ago the owner was concerned with wasted time so he had a time study specialist come in and they determined that the most dropped utensil was a spoon so all the waiters carry a spoon around so that once one drops... zoom there they are with it.
The client then asks if there were other things where too much time was lost so the waiter points out that in going to the bathroom waiters were losing lots of time washing their hands after taking a pee. The solution was to attach a string to their penis and on to their zipper, that way they could undo their fly and take out their penis without touching it... therefore saving all that time washing their hands. After the client finished his soup the waiter comes back to clear the table and the client has a question: "A string would be helpful in taking your penis out but how do you put it back in?" The waiter says "I don't know about the other guys but I use the spoon."
