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PurelyJayda
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For those that haven't already read this before, I couldn't stop laughing.
The life of a penis:
A penis has a sad life, his hair's a mess, his family's nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him!
The life of a penis:
A penis has a sad life, his hair's a mess, his family's nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him!
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For those that haven't already read this before, I couldn't stop laughing.
The life of a penis:
A penis has a sad life, his hair's a mess, his family's nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him!
:rofl1: that was funny , thank you for the laugh.
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PurelyJayda
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I love joke's 
here's another one that got me laughing.
Scenario: A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mother's and their small children.
"You all have obsession's." - Stating what he observed.
To the first mother, he said...
"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom, and said...
"Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered...
"Come on Dick, let's go."
here's another one that got me laughing.Scenario: A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mother's and their small children.
"You all have obsession's." - Stating what he observed.
To the first mother, he said...
"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom, and said...
"Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered...
"Come on Dick, let's go."
chokemychicken
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:rofl!:Jayda you are making my afternoon!!
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Lol, would you like more...
I've a list saved of joke's in my phone that my bestfriend sends me one like once a month or every few weeks.
I've saved the best one's that I laughed really hard for.
I'm actually working right now, so for now I'll post a short one I'm not sure if anyone's read:
Who was the greatest Prostitute in history?
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Ms. Pacman...!
For 25 cents, that bitch swallowed ball's till she died!
(excuse my language, I do not speak like that, its how the joke was made/sent to me LOL)
I've a list saved of joke's in my phone that my bestfriend sends me one like once a month or every few weeks.
I've saved the best one's that I laughed really hard for.
I'm actually working right now, so for now I'll post a short one I'm not sure if anyone's read:
Who was the greatest Prostitute in history?
......
Ms. Pacman...!
For 25 cents, that bitch swallowed ball's till she died!
(excuse my language, I do not speak like that, its how the joke was made/sent to me LOL)
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Jayda no worries, you can speak anyway you like and still be sexy as hell. I love your sense of humor!!
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PurelyJayda
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Oh why thank you Repo! :biggrin:
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LadyRaven
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LMAO.. I am crying I am laffing so hard at that .. priceless
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PurelyJayda
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I know eh! I love my bestfriend, he's always sending me some hilarious jokes.
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A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.
The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot and cook you, eat you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, he says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and shoots himself.
The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over - the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing out all over, it's horrible.
The chief is appalled, and asks, "WHAT are you doing?!"
The New Yorker says, "So much for your fuckin’ canoe!!!"
The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot and cook you, eat you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, he says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and shoots himself.
The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over - the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing out all over, it's horrible.
The chief is appalled, and asks, "WHAT are you doing?!"
The New Yorker says, "So much for your fuckin’ canoe!!!"
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