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Dogs Welcome"
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a
Midwest town he planned to visit on his
Vacation. He wrote: I would very much like
To bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed
And very well behaved. Would you be willing
To permit me to keep him in my room with
Me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel
Owner, who wrote: SIR: "I've been operating
This hotel for many years. In all that time, I've
Never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes,
Silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never
Had to evict a dog in the middle of the night
For being drunk and disorderly. And I've never
Had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed,
Your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your
Dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay
Here, too."
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a
Midwest town he planned to visit on his
Vacation. He wrote: I would very much like
To bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed
And very well behaved. Would you be willing
To permit me to keep him in my room with
Me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel
Owner, who wrote: SIR: "I've been operating
This hotel for many years. In all that time, I've
Never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes,
Silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never
Had to evict a dog in the middle of the night
For being drunk and disorderly. And I've never
Had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed,
Your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your
Dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay
Here, too."
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I've been a bit discouraged to post after I had such a mean response to my last post... Although I guess I will give up on some forums, and not contribute, but I'll leave a few more jokes for the rest of yall.
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A man and his ever nagging wife were on a holiday trip in Jerusalem when the wife died suddenly died.
The undertaker said it will cost you $5,000 to ship her home, or $50.00 to bury her there... The husband replied, ship her home.
The undertake then said "But Sir, why don't you bury her here in the Holy Land, and save the money?"
The husband looked at the undertaker and said, "A long, long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here, and 3 days later he rose from the dead..."
"I really can't take that chance with this bitch!"
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A man and his ever nagging wife were on a holiday trip in Jerusalem when the wife died suddenly died.
The undertaker said it will cost you $5,000 to ship her home, or $50.00 to bury her there... The husband replied, ship her home.
The undertake then said "But Sir, why don't you bury her here in the Holy Land, and save the money?"
The husband looked at the undertaker and said, "A long, long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here, and 3 days later he rose from the dead..."
"I really can't take that chance with this bitch!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v_zsucU_fA
(just for laughs)
Btw, how do you post youtube links so they show up. Like the whole screen.
(just for laughs)
Btw, how do you post youtube links so they show up. Like the whole screen.
THE BLOND YEAR IN REVIEW
January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter.
March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years."
April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.
August - Told her blond friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.
September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."
October - Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked a turkey for 5 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.
December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button.
January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter.
March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years."
April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.
August - Told her blond friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.
September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."
October - Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked a turkey for 5 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.
December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button.
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