JOKES / FUNNY STUFF THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH.

[BEER]

Joe is sitting on a train across from a
busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.

The blonde realises he is staring and
inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?"

"Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes.

"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."

Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.

Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do.

"I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.

"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. Joe moves over
and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"

Is that regularjoe :LMAO:

 

[Fatso]

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

**"Hello?'**

**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**



**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**





**After a brief pause,**





**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**





**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.'**





Brief Pause.



**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**



**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**



**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**



**'I did it, Daddy.'**


**'And what happened, honey?' **


'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**





**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**





**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**





**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**





**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**





**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**





*****Long Pause*****






*****Longer Pause*****






*****Even Longer Pause*****





**Then Daddy says,**





**'Swimming pool? ...........**





**Is this 486-5731?'*






**No, I think you have the wrong number.......*

 

[Backdoor Mailman]

 

[Lobby]

 

[Fatso]

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I think this is actually really funny!

https://www.cnn.com/2012/08/17/world/europe/russia-pussy-riot-trial/index.html

 

[Micro]

 

[Micro]

 

[Cardinal Fang]

OMG! I've had one of those lines used on my when I was younger. :SayWhat?:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

OMG! I've had one of those lines used on my when I was younger. :SayWhat?:

Don't tell me - the Nice tooth one right?

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

Speaking of Which:

 

[Zippy]

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

Great Idea!

 

[Transient]

 

[HOF]

Watch the entire clip​

 

[Guido]

Watch the entire clip​

:rofl!: that one had me!

 

[HOF]

Gotchya!

This one is pretty funny too.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Gotchya!

This one is pretty funny too.

HAHAHA, isn't it the truth. It's a double standard and it's awesome!

 

[Firefox]

 

[Jesus Quintana]

[h=1]Avro Arrow redesign pitched as alternative to F-35 stealth fighter jets[/h]Sadly there are some who are serious about this.....

https://news.nationalpost.com/2012/09/09/avro-arrow-redesign-pitched-as-alternative-to-f-35-stealth-fighter-jets/