Just bad jokes thread.

[ReservoirDog]

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

 

[Wes]

 

[blackram]

Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."

 

[ReservoirDog]

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

 

[Da_Da_Da]

Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."

WTF :slap:

 

[papasmerf]

Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."

:LMAO:

 

[Macho Man]

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?

A: She can't find the eleven.

 

[Guido]

 

[Waxed]

Not a bad joke but you get the drift.

 

[Ozzie]

What's the difference between JK Rowling and Israel?

Israel takes in more refugees.

 

[blackram]

What's the difference between JK Rowling and Israel?

Israel takes in more refugees.

:unknw: Inside joke?

 

[Svtop]

 

[Svtop]

 

[God]

:no:

 

[007]

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist.

 

[George Costanza]

 

[Boing]

 

[JackOAT]

 

[Alomar]

 

[Johnthejon]

Your mama is so ugly her blow jobs count as anal.