Just bad jokes thread.

[Ken_Thompson]

 

[Joe]

The boy was being beaten by his parents and custody was given to his aunt. The boy shocked the court when he stated that his aunt beat him more than his parents. After learning that domestic violence was prevalent in the family, the judge looked for someone harmless.



The judge then granted custody to the Cleveland Browns, who cannot beat anyone.

 

[Hoser]

https://imgur.com/a/veQt2#mFHbky7

 

[JJ Mitchell]

Q: How do you know when your wife is dead?

A: The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.

 

[Wes]

I couldn't help myself but I am on the right thread so here it goes. Remember it's just a bad joke.

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

What do you get when you mix Chinese with Black?

A car thief who doesn't know how to drive.

 

[JJ Mitchell]

 

[BlueBalls]

God punished black people by putting pubic hair on their heads.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know either, but it sure can pick lettuce!

 

[HOOHAS]

 

[Flash Bazbo]

This is an old joke,with a new punchline:

Guy #1: How do you bang a fat chick? Roll her in flour, and go for the wet spot!

Guy #2: You shouldn't make jokes about battered women.

I may have to prove that 'I'm not a robot', for that one.

 

[Admiral]

 

[nntsci]

The dangers of the beach...

 

[Waxed]

A Rabbi enters a bar in Louisiana with a frog on his shoulder, sits down and orders a Whiskey. The bartender goes: "Where the hell did you get that?" And the frog answers: "Where do you think? In Brooklyn"

 

[McGuinty]

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?


He wipes his butt.

 

[BFDC]

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

 

[Admiral]

TV Host's Racist Joke On Air Sparks An International Online War

 

[ReservoirDog]

 

[blackram]

A man goes out with his buddies for a drink, leaving his wife behind. A few hours later, the man's friends come back without him. The wife asks where her husband is. And one of the friends responds: "I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but we went to a rum factory, and your husband fell into a vat ... and he's now dead!"

The wife goes, "Oh my god! What am I going to do now? Did he suffer much?" The friend responds, "No, he died quickly, he only came out 2 or 3 times, before dying."

 

[Fuj]

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

:don'twantto-see:/