Let's Reverse the Tables

[SillyGirl]

I wish!

I wish!

Crazy thread but I want to know if Sillygirl looks anything like this! 9/10:shout:

Sadly for both of us, no. :sad::sad:

 

[huh853]

Men write so many reviews on us girls. My girls and I have been chatting and decided to come up with the things these men do that drive us crazy. lol. We are so judged on such small things. Now this is for us.

LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS THESE MEN DO (these are just a few to)

When they text saying hi then single text every question instead of a detailed text wasting our time
When 98% Walk in and say this is my first time but throw donation and tear clothes off . (we are not stupid)
When their breath stink
Even when they walk in and shower their bum stinks still.
They are sweating and its dripping all over you
When they lick all their saliva all over you
when you are on top riding and they rubb your nipples and their hands feel like sandpaper on them
Most don`t know how to do positions right
How they will keep texting when on the way to make sure you are not with anyone else
They get mad cause we double book when they call and say they are on the way and do not show up. No wonder we double book. first come first serve since you do it to us
They text I have a big **** can you handle me. How high school is that
Or I am such n such an age and good looking how much for your time. lol we are not attracted to any of you
when they try to rub your downtown and they are not even close to the area.
When they expect us to lower rates when we spend 3 grand on telly a month or more not including our own home expenses. That does not include the supplies and so forth we need to get to service them
We have to be sex educaters
They try to pull off condom and do bfs without us knowing doing doggy style.
How they always think we rushed them out when they cu* too fast cause they cannot handle us.
They don`t realize if we do not like them we purposly give them bad sevice so they will not come back.
Come in and use all the towels
Some leave condom on beds or side table (not sanitary)
They try to search your closet and beds to make sure someone not in room. Our personal space they don`t have the right so don`t let them
They try to make you cu* when 99% of the time we wont no matter what they do
They think if we do not see them its a loss for us.lol other way around.

well still trying to remember the rest but I shall update

WE are nice people here that's why u don't see us write BAD reviews, u don't see us complaining when ur pussy stink, when u forget to take showers
in between clients, when ur body and mouth smell like cum, when your hotel room look like shit, no u don't so why did u post this bullshit here? Post ur SP name so we can all put u on our Not-To-Do list
but then u will be losing 97% of ur clients and u don't want that, so stop bitching and take ur Drama-Queen self else where. I don't think ur an sp, ur probably the sp's jealous bf or some indy with too much attitude.
If u hate ur job so much maybe u should go look for another job. I am glad i haven't met an sp as bitchy as ur.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Sadly for both of us, no. :sad::sad:

Uh..........I beg to differ there missy.

Don't sell yourself short.

 

[Dan]

make fun me if you tink it makes you feel more liek a man english I said sorry its not my first language. i know one ting that is unversality and thts fuck off.

Walking away scratching my head, the one on my shoulders!!

Uh..........I beg to differ there missy.

Don't sell yourself short.

What the big guy said!!

 

[Butch]

Interesting thread.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

As anticipated "Reverse" is a one hit wonder.

 

[Reverse]

Im surprised Im not banned over here. Truth hurts sometimes but you can learn from it. Spare me the whining and get your acts together.

 

[Art Mann]

Truth hurts sometimes but you can learn from it. Spare me the whining and get your acts together.

Hmmm ... do I hear an echo?

That's what people have been telling you.

 

[Dan]

Im surprised Im not banned over here. Truth hurts sometimes but you can learn from it. Spare me the whining and get your acts together.

We don't get banned here for speaking our minds, at least I don't think so. I better shut up before I get banned.

 

[Auggie]

There's always room for improvement. :bs:

I'm thinking of shaving my legs, will that make those cranky hookers happier?

 

[-b]

What happened to Free Speech..........

Hmmm.....maybe I am getting banned.......

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Im surprised Im not banned over here. Truth hurts sometimes but you can learn from it. Spare me the whining and get your acts together.

Post a few of your stellar reviews and we will see how you fare in the grand scheme of things.

Oops I guess you can't do that and remain anonymous throwing stones from behind that wall of yours.

 

[-b]

Post a few of your stellar reviews and we will see how you fare in the grand scheme of things.

Oops I guess you can't do that and remain anonymous throwing stones from behind that wall of yours.

I have no understanding why you are responding......you said you do not see escorts.....:biggrin:
SO why would they care if your ass smells......:rofl1:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

I have no understanding why you are responding......
..

Why doesn't this surprise me.

 

[Guido]

Im surprised Im not banned over here. Truth hurts sometimes but you can learn from it. Spare me the whining and get your acts together.

Why would you be banned? I agree with MB, post a review, it would make for an interesting read as long as it's not about me.:wink:

 

[tboy]

What happened to Free Speech..........

Hmmm.....maybe I am getting banned.......

Free speech only applies to a democratic society. This isn't a democratic society. It is a privately owned and operated venue and those that own it, set the rules.

Sorry, I should save the bandwidth, this is like trying to explain trigonometry to a brick.....

 

[peace]

ouch!

 

[Trump]

Free speech only applies to a democratic society. This isn't a democratic society. It is a privately owned and operated venue and those that own it, set the rules.

Sorry, I should save the bandwidth, this is like trying to explain trigonometry to a brick.....

I tried that one, I ended up with the brick flying through the air aiming for my head.

 

[-b]

Free speech only applies to a democratic society. This isn't a democratic society. It is a privately owned and operated venue and those that own it, set the rules.

Sorry, I should save the bandwidth, this is like trying to explain trigonometry to a brick.....

Then the privately owned and operated venue and those that own it should be watching everything that is written and banning it...Since they did not, then THEY, The ONES Who OWN the Board thought that it was a good topic....or they would lock it.....etc....

Sorry, I should just not argue with a simpleton.......Especially one who likes to say things......and not have the balls to be a man......Well maybe his tampon is pushed up too high....

 

[Dan]

Then the privately owned and operated venue and those that own it should be watching everything that is written and banning it...Since they did not, then THEY, The ONES Who OWN the Board thought that it was a good topic....or they would lock it.....etc....

Sorry, I should just not argue with a simpleton.......Especially one who likes to say things......and not have the balls to be a man......Well maybe his tampon is pushed up too high....

Bliss who's writing your posts? Come on spit it out!:biggrin:

ps.... please don't be like Buxom and tell me to F off too!!