Since I'm banned from the other non truth speaking sp board I will have to use this forum to reply to a post.
When a client brings me lunch -MAKES ME NERVOUS IN CASE IT'S TAMPERED WITH
When a client brings wine and wine glasses-MAKES ME NERVOUS IN CASE IT'S TAMPERED WITH
When a client honestly cares how I am doing-IT'S A FRONT IN HOPES OF GETTING MORE MILEAGE
When a client uses mouth wash- IT'S A NICE TOUCH
When a client gives ME a massage( probably the thing I hate the most)- AMAZING HOW I KNOW THE EXACT AREAS HE WILL STOP AT
When a client calls to say "hi"...see how I am doing but not wanting an appointment-TIME WASTER
When a client throws down some extra of his hard earned $$ ...to buy my child a little something extra-KISS ASS!
When a client takes me away on a trip...his expense-NOT HAPPENING, I SHUDDER AT THE THOUGHT
When a client helps with charity and what not-TRYING TO FIND OUT MY PERSONAL INFO
When a client offered to help me get my truck out of the snow-I USE A CAB!
When a client brings a new toy for me every other week-FOR HIS PLEASURE NOT MINE.
When the client asks me to use my new toy on him- I'VE DONE IT BUT GET THE URGE TO HURT HIM WITH IT
When a client brings me flowers-I'M ALLERGIC PLEASE DON'T
When a client brings me chocolate- THEN YOU ASSHOLES COMPLAIN IF WE GAIN SOME WEIGHT!
I especially hate it when a client...Folds his towel and puts it on the chair, puts condom in the garbage, flushes the toilet, bum smells nice, nicely shaved, hands are smooth, and he fux like a pornstar. 1 OUT OF 20 IS A POOR RATIO
THAT'S F'N IT!!!!!!!!!!! I GOD DAMN QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To add to this fine list, when a client:
1. Goes out of his way to purchase lingerie or bath products because he knows what she likes.
2. When a client makes her dinner.
3. When a client makes her breakfast.
4. When a client brings his own towel and hygiene products.
5. When a client has taken the time and effort to manscape!
6. When a client puts the toilet seat down and lights a match or uses the glade.
7. When a client takes her on vacation domestic or abroad.
8. When a client becomes her safety call, babysitter, dog sitter, driver and so on.
9. When a client repeats with and recommends her.
Hof, you're an idiot and I really can't be bothered responding to your blah, blah , blah!!! You are one of the smelly assed, thinks he's gods gift to women clients I am talking about!
