Let's Reverse the Tables

[Guido]

Sometimes I wish they would just keep it to themselves :sure:

It would be better if we knew who she really was so we could avoid her like the plague.

 

[Auggie]

Lots of valid points, many of us can improve our hygiene and manners. Some of us intrude on their personal lives too much as well, that's something I have to watch for in myself.

The worst won't recognize themselves or they won't care though so the post is a waste of time except as a means to vent anonymously. I personally don't place much credence in venting but I hope it was helpful for you.

 

[-b]

As Auggie stated I hope you got it out........

I am sorry you are having such a hard time.......:sorry:

 

[HOF]

You're right, that IS pretty fricken funny...you know english...........

English always begins with a capital E. You'll probably reply that you meant to do that.:sure:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

English always begins with a capital E. You'll probably reply that you meant to do that.:sure:

I'm surprised you let reverse's personal attack on you go unanswered.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Lots of valid points, many of us can improve our hygiene and manners. Some of us intrude on their personal lives too much as well, that's something I have to watch for in myself.

The worst won't recognize themselves or they won't care though so the post is a waste of time except as a means to vent anonymously. I personally don't place much credence in venting but I hope it was helpful for you.

For Christ's sake you are such a white knight on here!

The OP is attacking and insulting the people responsible for her to be able to put food on her table.

And she's doing it in a most condescending and demeaning manor.

Last I checked McDonalds is still hiring.

 

[Dan]

I'm surprised you let reverse's personal attack on you go unanswered.

Perhaps Hof missed it??

 

[tboy]

English always begins with a capital E. You'll probably reply that you meant to do that.:sure:

Just like Canadian, Toronto, and all other proper names....I stand corrected.....as I said, I'm not the spelling guru or whatever Auggie called me.

 

[HOF]

Since I'm banned from the other non truth speaking sp board I will have to use this forum to reply to a post.

When a client brings me lunch -MAKES ME NERVOUS IN CASE IT'S TAMPERED WITH
Then politely declineWhen a client brings wine and wine glasses-MAKES ME NERVOUS IN CASE IT'S TAMPERED WITH
Then politely decline, hard to tamper with sealed wine bottles.When a client honestly cares how I am doing-IT'S A FRONT IN HOPES OF GETTING MORE MILEAGE
You're jaded.When a client uses mouth wash- IT'S A NICE TOUCH
Provide it and it will be used.When a client gives ME a massage( probably the thing I hate the most)- AMAZING HOW I KNOW THE EXACT AREAS HE WILL STOP AT
Your folds!When a client calls to say "hi"...see how I am doing but not wanting an appointment-TIME WASTER
To my knowledge, I haven't and won't be calling you ever!When a client throws down some extra of his hard earned $$ ...to buy my child a little something extra-KISS ASS!
But you would take it right!When a client takes me away on a trip...his expense-NOT HAPPENING, I SHUDDER AT THE THOUGHT
Your ticket would be one way!When a client helps with charity and what not-TRYING TO FIND OUT MY PERSONAL INFO
Don't give your personal information out!When a client offered to help me get my truck out of the snow-I USE A CAB!
Can't afford a car and insurance. When a client brings a new toy for me every other week-FOR HIS PLEASURE NOT MINE.
Just say no.When the client asks me to use my new toy on him- I'VE DONE IT BUT GET THE URGE TO HURT HIM WITH IT
You're a sadist psychopath!When a client brings me flowers-I'M ALLERGIC PLEASE DON'T
Great, I'll ask the people at the funeral home to send the excess flowers to you!When a client brings me chocolate- THEN YOU ASSHOLES COMPLAIN IF WE GAIN SOME WEIGHT!
Would you prefer CRACK!I especially hate it when a client...Folds his towel and puts it on the chair, puts condom in the garbage, flushes the toilet, bum smells nice, nicely shaved, hands are smooth, and he fux like a pornstar. 1 OUT OF 20 IS A POOR RATIO
Baby, you ain't gonna have to worry about it! You'll be out of business faster than Santa Claus can say you're a HO, HO, HO!THAT'S F'N IT!!!!!!!!!!! I GOD DAMN QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



To add to this fine list, when a client:

1. Goes out of his way to purchase lingerie or bath products because he knows what she likes.
2. When a client makes her dinner.
3. When a client makes her breakfast.
4. When a client brings his own towel and hygiene products.
5. When a client has taken the time and effort to manscape!
6. When a client puts the toilet seat down and lights a match or uses the glade.
7. When a client takes her on vacation domestic or abroad.
8. When a client becomes her safety call, babysitter, dog sitter, driver and so on.
9. When a client repeats with and recommends her.

Hof, you're an idiot and I really can't be bothered responding to your blah, blah , blah!!! You are one of the smelly assed, thinks he's gods gift to women clients I am talking about!

Well, the first thing to correct is the original quote was not mine, it was another member on the red board. That board you've been banned from. I simply extended his list.

The information above in BOLD is from me.

Now, let me be clear, to my knowledge I do not know who you are and don't want to. This is easily confirmed as I donate extra to my favourite SPs to service me like a Geisha and wash the royal septre, crown jewels and spit shine my hind quarters so that it sparkles!

I know what really got her in a tizzy! Another member on the red board stated that THREAD had become the GONG SHOW, and I found REVERSE's appearance on youtube!


Now, some of you will appreciate the humour and some won't. Frankly, I don't give a rat's ass. In fact, I think reverse is a dude!

 

[HOF]

Just like Canadian, Toronto, and all other proper names....I stand corrected.....as I said, I'm not the spelling guru or whatever Auggie called me.

That's alright, we know that you're not the Love Guru either!

How could you be with all those EXs.

 

[HOF]

I'm surprised you let reverse's personal attack on you go unanswered.

You didn't see post 109!:yahoo:

 

[HOF]

HOFs pre-sex routine!

 

[HOF]

Perhaps Hof missed it??

I was incredibly busy today!

Did you know that:



I was havin' it yesterday and today!

 

[Intrigued]

Since I'm banned from the other non truth speaking sp board I will have to use this forum to reply to a post.

When a client brings me lunch -MAKES ME NERVOUS IN CASE IT'S TAMPERED WITH
When a client brings wine and wine glasses-MAKES ME NERVOUS IN CASE IT'S TAMPERED WITH
When a client honestly cares how I am doing-IT'S A FRONT IN HOPES OF GETTING MORE MILEAGE
When a client uses mouth wash- IT'S A NICE TOUCH
When a client gives ME a massage( probably the thing I hate the most)- AMAZING HOW I KNOW THE EXACT AREAS HE WILL STOP AT
When a client calls to say "hi"...see how I am doing but not wanting an appointment-TIME WASTER
When a client throws down some extra of his hard earned $$ ...to buy my child a little something extra-KISS ASS!
When a client takes me away on a trip...his expense-NOT HAPPENING, I SHUDDER AT THE THOUGHT
When a client helps with charity and what not-TRYING TO FIND OUT MY PERSONAL INFO
When a client offered to help me get my truck out of the snow-I USE A CAB!
When a client brings a new toy for me every other week-FOR HIS PLEASURE NOT MINE.
When the client asks me to use my new toy on him- I'VE DONE IT BUT GET THE URGE TO HURT HIM WITH IT
When a client brings me flowers-I'M ALLERGIC PLEASE DON'T
When a client brings me chocolate- THEN YOU ASSHOLES COMPLAIN IF WE GAIN SOME WEIGHT!
I especially hate it when a client...Folds his towel and puts it on the chair, puts condom in the garbage, flushes the toilet, bum smells nice, nicely shaved, hands are smooth, and he fux like a pornstar. 1 OUT OF 20 IS A POOR RATIO

THAT'S F'N IT!!!!!!!!!!! I GOD DAMN QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



To add to this fine list, when a client:

1. Goes out of his way to purchase lingerie or bath products because he knows what she likes.
2. When a client makes her dinner.
3. When a client makes her breakfast.
4. When a client brings his own towel and hygiene products.
5. When a client has taken the time and effort to manscape!
6. When a client puts the toilet seat down and lights a match or uses the glade.
7. When a client takes her on vacation domestic or abroad.
8. When a client becomes her safety call, babysitter, dog sitter, driver and so on.
9. When a client repeats with and recommends her.

Hof, you're an idiot and I really can't be bothered responding to your blah, blah , blah!!! You are one of the smelly assed, thinks he's gods gift to women clients I am talking about!

Well someone has lost their marbles.

Such an annoying and cynical person.

 

[tboy]

Having not stepped in with comments regarding the quoted posts, I do have to say I think this SP has a bad case of the "golden pussy" attitude. Sorry, but we're paying top dollar to fuck you, if I wanted to cook dinner, make breakfast, bring my own towel, takes her on vacation (WTF?), I'd just go out and get a wife or a girlfriend.

We pay so we don't have to do all that shit.

I'm actually surprised that the OP didn't openly state that we have to be attractive too!

 

[SillyGirl]

I agree, Tboy, I was thinking she seems to have forgotten who's paying.

It's unfortunate the tone is so nasty because there are good points made, especially regarding hygiene and safety. Although I'm a little confused as to why she would be apprehensive about a bottle of wine yet be ok with a guy cooking for her, seems to me a girl could get drugged either way.

 

[LickingGravity]

Since I'm banned from the other non truth speaking sp board I will have to use this forum to reply to a post.

When a client brings me lunch -MAKES ME NERVOUS IN CASE IT'S TAMPERED WITH
When a client brings wine and wine glasses-MAKES ME NERVOUS IN CASE IT'S TAMPERED WITH
When a client honestly cares how I am doing-IT'S A FRONT IN HOPES OF GETTING MORE MILEAGE
When a client uses mouth wash- IT'S A NICE TOUCH
When a client gives ME a massage( probably the thing I hate the most)- AMAZING HOW I KNOW THE EXACT AREAS HE WILL STOP AT
When a client calls to say "hi"...see how I am doing but not wanting an appointment-TIME WASTER
When a client throws down some extra of his hard earned $$ ...to buy my child a little something extra-KISS ASS!
When a client takes me away on a trip...his expense-NOT HAPPENING, I SHUDDER AT THE THOUGHT
When a client helps with charity and what not-TRYING TO FIND OUT MY PERSONAL INFO
When a client offered to help me get my truck out of the snow-I USE A CAB!
When a client brings a new toy for me every other week-FOR HIS PLEASURE NOT MINE.
When the client asks me to use my new toy on him- I'VE DONE IT BUT GET THE URGE TO HURT HIM WITH IT
When a client brings me flowers-I'M ALLERGIC PLEASE DON'T
When a client brings me chocolate- THEN YOU ASSHOLES COMPLAIN IF WE GAIN SOME WEIGHT!
I especially hate it when a client...Folds his towel and puts it on the chair, puts condom in the garbage, flushes the toilet, bum smells nice, nicely shaved, hands are smooth, and he fux like a pornstar. 1 OUT OF 20 IS A POOR RATIO

THAT'S F'N IT!!!!!!!!!!! I GOD DAMN QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



To add to this fine list, when a client:

1. Goes out of his way to purchase lingerie or bath products because he knows what she likes.
2. When a client makes her dinner.
3. When a client makes her breakfast.
4. When a client brings his own towel and hygiene products.
5. When a client has taken the time and effort to manscape!
6. When a client puts the toilet seat down and lights a match or uses the glade.
7. When a client takes her on vacation domestic or abroad.
8. When a client becomes her safety call, babysitter, dog sitter, driver and so on.
9. When a client repeats with and recommends her.

Hof, you're an idiot and I really can't be bothered responding to your blah, blah , blah!!! You are one of the smelly assed, thinks he's gods gift to women clients I am talking about!

Wow lady why the heck don't you find something else to do? You obviously aren't very happy doing what you are doing. This often manifests itself in doing a lousy job which probably contributes to this whole downward spiral you seem to be in.

 

[LadyRaven]

She and her girls are in the wrong line of work.. she seems to be a ungrateful bitch.. I have not read thru the whole thread . but I have read what she has posted,
She needs to go seek some help for her issues.. of course there are going to be crappy days in all line of work.. I hope to god you gentleman don't see this one without your knowledge , she seems like a dangerous bitch..

 

[Smooth]

She's an anonymous troll, I bet she has no repeats with that attitude.

ps,,,, lady Raven you look cute in you kilt!!

 

[Auggie]

For Christ's sake you are such a white knight on here!

The OP is attacking and insulting the people responsible for her to be able to put food on her table.

And she's doing it in a most condescending and demeaning manor.

Last I checked McDonalds is still hiring.

I agree she's nasty and condescending, but there's nothing wrong with pointing out there were a lot of truths in what she was saying. I bet you agree with more than one of her statements.

BTW, since you're one of the people who criticizes people for their spelling, "manor" should be spelled "manner'
:wink: