Let's talk about blowjobs

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Isn't there an old saying

"a blow a day helps keep the doctor away"

My ex told me this and like a dope I believed him:grrrrrr:.....When you add up the number of bj's
women give and the amount of Daty from guys.....well let just say , women do more.

 

[LickingGravity]

My ex told me this and like a dope I believed him:grrrrrr:.....When you add up the number of bj's
women give and the amount of Daty from guys.....well let just say , women do more.

This is a thread about quality nor quantity :biggrin2:

 

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Ok the quality of Daty I got from men other than my ex sucked......
He even need help, and would only go for at the most 15 minutes...
4 women I have being with were AMAZING about 8 were good
and 1 was really bad, really bad and I was so frustrated, and pissed...:grrrrrr:

 

[LickingGravity]

Hey Lou maybe you need to get a pet to take your mind off it.



(credit due to Jesus for finding the picture)

 

[blackram]

I can't remember getting a blow job any worse than "pretty good".

I used to say that until I got married. The wife has a toothy technique that is sure to make your dick retract back into the body.

And tboy, you must have some serious issues if you get the pro's to skip it :biggrin2:

:rofl!:

 

[blackram]

My ex told me this and like a dope I believed him:grrrrrr:.....When you add up the number of bj's
women give and the amount of Daty from guys.....well let just say , women do more.

Not me, I was definitely ahead of the game on the daty:bbbj ratio before marriage. Vaginas were my fetish. ancing:

One of my proudest moments was when a bisexual girl I took home one night paid me a subtle read-between-the-lines complement, saying "you're pretty hot for a straight guy".

 

[Jesus Quintana]

"Lemme tell you about the worst blowjob I ever got.... it was FANTASTIC!"

 

[thesun]

Delirious??? So are you saying the blow jobs you have received have been above average at least more than 50% of the time. Then you must be one lucky dude!
I would say for me I personally account 20% of mindboggling blowjobs and most of them were from SPs and just a few civvies.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

My ex told me this and like a dope I believed him:grrrrrr:.....When you add up the number of bj's
women give and the amount of Daty from guys.....well let just say , women do more.

Why is the bride so happy on her wedding day? Because she knows she's given the last of her blow jobs. :biggrin2:

 

[L._s.]

Lou,

Congrats - You can still pick up a girl without paying. Good for you. Hopefully she was less than 300lbs.

Likely you were not that attracted to her, and she picked up your vibe and that is why she left. Shit happens.

I have never had a bad blow job. But I have had a few bad hand jobs that have left my member injured (grip to tight, goes to fast, or pulls at unusual angles. I guess the same thing can happen with a BJ. YOur lady friend should have known better especially given her age (i.e mid 40s).

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Delirious??? So are you saying the blow jobs you have received have been above average at least more than 50% of the time. Then you must be one lucky dude! I would say for me I personally account 20% of mindboggling blowjobs and most of them were from SPs and just a few civvies.

I read this and just laughed.

 

[peace]

What was funny? Some guys get lousy BJs most of the time. lol

 

[Guido]

I'm easy, as long as a woman touches it I'm happy is a bee on honey.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I'm easy, as long as a woman touches it I'm happy is a bee on honey.

Why do I cringe when I see those words?

 

[Jesus Quintana]

What was funny? Some guys get lousy BJs most of the time. lol

It's a math joke.
Even if he got 100 blowjobs and they were all bad it still means that 50 of them were better than the average blowjob he got.

 

[Sticky]

I'll take any kind of blow job as long as I don't have to pay for it.

 

[Leo]

Continue please.

 

[thesun]

Sorry many of the SPs I have tried didnt do well with BJs. I won't reveal their names if you are planning to ask me. Amazing blowjobs rarely come by and when it does, just enjoy every minute of it.

 

[blackram]

Sorry many of the SPs I have tried didnt do well with BJs. I won't reveal their names if you are planning to ask me. Amazing blowjobs rarely come by and when it does, just enjoy every minute of it.

I've gotten good ones from MPA's, but I won't name who either.

 

[Madman]

Sorry many of the SPs I have tried didnt do well with BJs. I won't reveal their names if you are planning to ask me. Amazing blowjobs rarely come by and when it does, just enjoy every minute of it.

I've gotten good ones from MPA's, but I won't name who either.

I got one one from _______ located at________ and I'm not telling!