MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

It's so cold today. Temp gauge in the car reads -16 degrees C (3 degrees F). With the wind chill it feels like -25 degrees C which is -OH MY FARKING GOD IS COLD degrees F.

I'll let you borrow SillyG's lined panty hose but you have to get papa to serve me some prunes!

 

[Madman]

PEACE get the filthy couch OUT OF HERE and I'm an cancelling my appointment. I'm normal, I don't need help!

PAPA, where's MY FUCKING COLD COFFEE AND PRUNE PUDDING??

TRANNY, I need my January rent and stop stinking the place up doing sit-ups! If you cannot control your gas, STOP EXCISING

 

[Raiden]

Well Raiden did use the couch and somehow he felt the need to calm himself down.

You told me it was part of the therapy??:sorry2:

 

[Transient]

It's so cold today. Temp gauge in the car reads -16 degrees C (3 degrees F). With the wind chill it feels like -25 degrees C which is -OH MY FARKING GOD IS COLD degrees F.

Does it make it warmer to think of it as 248° Kelvin?

 

[peace]

You told me it was part of the therapy??:sorry2:

Do you feel it is necessary to depend on my encouragement to release your hidden impulses?

 

[peace]

PEACE get the filthy couch OUT OF HERE and I'm an cancelling my appointment. I'm normal, I don't need help!

PAPA, where's MY FUCKING COLD COFFEE AND PRUNE PUDDING??

TRANNY, I need my January rent and stop stinking the place up doing sit-ups! If you cannot control your gas, STOP EXCISING

Why you feel you do not require help? What is your definition of "normal?"

 

[SillyGirl]

I'll let you borrow SillyG's lined panty hose but you have to get papa to serve me some prunes!

HEY!!! Dammit Madman, stop stealing my clothes!!!

Papa can I please get a better lock on my door? If he keeps stealing my clothes I'm gonna have to hang around naked!

 

[peace]

PEACE get the filthy couch OUT OF HERE and I'm an cancelling my appointment. I'm normal, I don't need help!

PAPA, where's MY FUCKING COLD COFFEE AND PRUNE PUDDING??

TRANNY, I need my January rent and stop stinking the place up doing sit-ups! If you cannot control your gas, STOP EXCISING

Good news....my NEW couch is covered with plastic and it is easy to replace as I just did it after my recent appointment with my patient, Raiden

 

[User-E]

Good news....my NEW couch is covered with plastic and it is easy to replace as I just did it after my recent appointment with my patient, Raiden

I had a great aunt who kept plastic on her furniture. Very hot and sticky to sit on in the summer, and made crackly plastic noises when you moved around.

:biggrin2:

 

[peace]

...more incentive to make sure the appointment doesn't go further than an hour. :great:

 

[Raiden]

Dr.Peace, I need to book my next appointment ASAP. I grew up with plastic covered sofas and it would be amazing to relive my childhood. If you can, please put a poster of Farrah Fawcet on the opposite wall because I had amazing times on the couch looking at this poster.

 

[peace]

Dr.Peace, I need to book my next appointment ASAP. I grew up with plastic covered sofas and it would be amazing to relive my childhood. If you can, please put a poster of Farrah Fawcet on the opposite wall because I had amazing times on the couch looking at this poster.

Well Raiden, I do appreciate your wonderful manners but why do you need me to put a poster of Farrah Fawcet on the opposite wall?

Also let's examine your childhood. Can you please elaborate more on your "amazing times?"

 

[Guido]

I told Guido it's too cold to go swimming!!!!

What's your point Primo, you've never suffered shrinkage in cold water?:grrrrrr:

 

[peace]

What's your point Primo, you've never suffered shrinkage in cold water?:grrrrrr:

I cannot speak for Primo but according to my therapy sessions with many of my patients, some just care too much and Primo was encouraging you to wear your speedo. If missing, have you tried the LOST AND FOUND?

 

[Louis XIV]

What's your point Primo, you've never suffered shrinkage in cold water?:grrrrrr:

That water looks pretty warm to me. Shrinkage you say? Bah! I say!

 

[User-E]

Losing weight would add a few inches to his penis.

 

[Raiden]

Well Raiden, I do appreciate your wonderful manners but why do you need me to put a poster of Farrah Fawcet on the opposite wall?

Also let's examine your childhood. Can you please elaborate more on your "amazing times?"

I may have to cancel the upcoming appointment for two reasons

1) The knock knock is just not the same

and

2) all this talk about Guido's small baby penis and the visual, even my old favorite Farrah poster with the red bathing suit and amazing nipples popping through and the thought of banging all 3 of Charlie's Angels can't help me right now. :no:

 

[Louis XIV]

Way to go Prim0! By posting that pic of Guido, you really took a massive shit in the money bed this time! Poor Raiden! He may never be the same again!

 

[papasmerf]

a simple low carb breakfast, today

 

[User-E]

Have a safe trip papa