New Random Thoughts, Queries, Rants Thread

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Lol! It's the Nacho Cheese flavored ones you like. The others in the bag are Cheddar, Double Cheddar, and Parmesan.

 

[User-E]

Lol! It's the Nacho Cheese flavored ones you like. The others in the bag are Cheddar, Double Cheddar, and Parmesan.

Yes! That's exactly it. Now where can I find a whole bag of them?

Imagine how good they'd be with sour cream on top!

Now I have a rant ...

A neighbour who bought a super-sensitive car alarm with many neighbourhood cats who set it off frequently throughout the day. Its one of those ones with a fascinating array of sound effects, starting with 3 loud bird whistles followed by a bit of horn honking, music playing, fire engine alarm sounding, etc. :bomb:

 

[Creepy]

It takes so little to please you women :-Cool/"

 

[User-E]

Was hungry for breakfast, grabbed leftovers out of the fridge, heated up in microwave, taste buds are craving what I thought I was going to eat, took cover off dish only to find out it's dinner - not breakfast! Ate it anyway, totally bummed out and disappointed.

:shout:

 

[papasmerf]

Was hungry for breakfast, grabbed leftovers out of the fridge, heated up in microwave, taste buds are craving what I thought I was going to eat, took cover off dish only to find out it's dinner - not breakfast! Ate it anyway, totally bummed out and disappointed.

:shout:

That is what you get for not eating in the dining room of SMERF LLC.

 

[User-E]

That is what you get for not eating in the dining room of SMERF LLC.

Going back now, to play fridge roulette for lunch.

 

[papasmerf]

Going back now, to play fridge roulette for lunch.

Good luck with that

I just had a piece of polish sausage and a tomato.
For lunch

 

[User-E]

Good luck with that

I just had a piece of polish sausage and a tomato.
For lunch

Hit the jackpot this time. Scrambled brown eggs with smoked ham - a close cousin of bacon.

 

[papasmerf]

Hit the jackpot this time. Scrambled brown eggs with smoked ham - a close cousin of bacon.

Pork always works

Put a spritz of club soda in the eggs when you beat them.
High heat and they will puff right up

 

[User-E]

Pork always works

Put a spritz of club soda in the eggs when you beat them.
High heat and they will puff right up

I drank ginger ale while eating them, mixed together in my mouth for a similar effect. :YMPARTY:

 

[papasmerf]

I drank ginger ale while eating them, mixed together in my mouth for a similar effect. :YMPARTY:

Now hat is odd

 

[User-E]

Now hat is odd

eggs + bubbles + heat in my mouth = eggs + bubbles + heat in the pan

 

[papasmerf]

eggs + bubbles + heat in my mouth = eggs + bubbles + heat in the pan

That is what I try to tell the ladies.......

 

[User-E]

That is what I try to tell the ladies.......

I've heard BJ's with Pop Rocks are a blast. Found some blue ones, but none were bacon flavoured.

 

[papasmerf]

I've heard BJ's with Pop Rocks are a blast. Found some blue ones, but none were bacon flavoured.

Plus they taste good

 

[User-E]

I remember hearing about these in my younger days. Never had one though. I also recall a rumor that getting one in your pee-hole and having it pop could cause serious damage. I also heard about getting cooties though, so make of that what you will.

You're safe as long as you write 'CP' (cootie proof) on the back of your left hand. It worked in elementary school.

 

[..]

The US is behind us in terms of social progress, except where public toilet seat covers are concerned. Either Canadians have more faith in each other hygienically, or the US knows more about asses.

 

[Ukras]

My new chick won't let me watch sports at night but her ** are to awesome to fight over it.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I'm losing a lot of people in my life this year. I usually embrace change but fkkkkk it's hard. I could really use a hug right now. Fresh air will have to be the next best thing.

 

[Transient]

Hugs Amy, :BigHug:.