What is the quickest you ever shot your load?

[User-E]

premature just means you got yours and can go watch tv

:LMAO:

 

[oldguyzer]

premature just means you got yours and can go watch tv

Nah...premature means you got it before YOU wanted it...who cares about the other?

Works great if you pay by the minute...

 

[Prick]

Covered at 5:45. Mel kills me!

LOL

 

[Blank_Dave]

Well.....With Anti-D's, I'm lucky to get it up, and if it does, it often doesn't go off. But usually for me, when everything works, about 30s. No build up, no nothing, just "whoops, well I'm done."

 

[User-E]

Those are the worst! It's almost like wasted sex!

I've had a few 'meh' orgasms myself, usually when masturbating.

 

[Lefty]

5 long minutes.

 

[HOF]

LOL, premature means: Call the SP and let her know that an emergency has just come up and you can't make it today! Saved 250.00!:LMAO:

 

[SQUISH]

5 long minutes.

2 long ones.

 

[User-E]

LOL, premature means: Call the SP and let her know that an emergency has just come up and you can't make it today! Saved 250.00!:LMAO:

"Bridgette honey, I was so excited about seeing you that I just blew my load in my pants, so I'm gonna have to cancel.

Make it up to you next time. Kisses, HOF"


:LMAO:

 

[HOF]

 

[Cardinal Fang]

First really HOT girl I banned had me blow between 30 and 40 seconds.

 

[papasmerf]

First really HOT girl I banned had me blow between 30 and 40 seconds.

so you ban the hot ladies?

 

[User-E]

so you ban the hot ladies?

psst ... could be 'vatican' terminology ...

 

[papasmerf]

psst ... could be 'vatican' terminology ...

good point

But usually Fang says he helped him learn to use his pointer

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Fang is often heard to say "Honey, that savior in my pants isn't going to raise and suck himself!"

He's right. I'd just like to add that when I do say this it's often with an ironic accent.

 

[HOF]

Attention Ladies Cardinal Fang has banned all of you for making him cum to soon, now it makes sense why he became a Cardinal and why he likes TheBoyWonder so much!:biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

When I heard I would get a nifty Red Robe with this job I jumped off Sister Mary Margret and jumped at the opportunity.

 

[Blank_Dave]

I've had a few 'meh' orgasms myself, usually when masturbating.

Majority of mine are like above. Like I said above it's not a "oh, oh oh, Ohhh" kinda thing. It's more like "Hmmm, I think something just happened." That is of course if I can in the first place. If I can't, it's like some bastard keeps hitting my reset button. It starts feeling food, and then it just goes back to the start. All the 'arousal momentum" is just gone.

As for masturbating, I can't remember the last time I have a good O out of that. More like I just ejaculate, and don't even O.

 

[User-E]

Majority of mine are like above. Like I said above it's not a "oh, oh oh, Ohhh" kinda thing. It's more like "Hmmm, I think something just happened." That is of course if I can in the first place. If I can't, it's like some bastard keeps hitting my reset button. It starts feeling food, and then it just goes back to the start. All the 'arousal momentum" is just gone.

As for masturbating, I can't remember the last time I have a good O out of that. More like I just ejaculate, and don't even O.

Oh Dave ... you really need to come see me. I have hundreds of clients who struggle with this.

I've been known to work a few miracles.

:wink2:

 

[Blank_Dave]

Oh Dave ... you really need to come see me. I have hundreds of clients who struggle with this.

I've been known to work a few miracles.

:wink2:

Maybe so, but the question is "is it worth worrying about, and does it matter?"