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My first time was pretty quick, maybe less than two minutes. Though it was her first time too so she didn't have anything to compare to at the time. I think I was ready to finish once i squeezed her boobs for the first time.
Most embarrassing time - during my final year at UofT a friend threw a graduation/end of year party (not one of those crazy hollywood parties) at his house shortly after exams were done. I was so worried about finals that semester that the stress caused me to not even have a wank for about two weeks. So at the party i meet a hot, half English, half Arab girl with a nice set of knockers. One thing leads to another during the course of the party and near the end of the night we both go into one of the bathrooms upstairs. She sits on the edge of the tub with her top off and starts to give me head. About 90 seconds in I get that 'uh oh' feeling and I tried my best to hold back but it was no use. I pretty much unloaded all over her and since I hadn't done anything for over two weeks there was a lot more than normal. Also, since I was standing over her legs she really couldn't get out of the way which kind of added to her anger. I remember that 'wtf!?' look on her face and she was ready to kill me for making a mess. I was so scared at the time that she would tell everyone that I was a one minute man because of that incident.
Most embarrassing time - during my final year at UofT a friend threw a graduation/end of year party (not one of those crazy hollywood parties) at his house shortly after exams were done. I was so worried about finals that semester that the stress caused me to not even have a wank for about two weeks. So at the party i meet a hot, half English, half Arab girl with a nice set of knockers. One thing leads to another during the course of the party and near the end of the night we both go into one of the bathrooms upstairs. She sits on the edge of the tub with her top off and starts to give me head. About 90 seconds in I get that 'uh oh' feeling and I tried my best to hold back but it was no use. I pretty much unloaded all over her and since I hadn't done anything for over two weeks there was a lot more than normal. Also, since I was standing over her legs she really couldn't get out of the way which kind of added to her anger. I remember that 'wtf!?' look on her face and she was ready to kill me for making a mess. I was so scared at the time that she would tell everyone that I was a one minute man because of that incident.
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Stop masturbation NOW.
I had to give in and bough one of these and it only cost me $200.
Introducing the Anti-Masturbation Cross: Safely Train Your Children To Keep Their Hands Off Their Dangerous Sin-Zones
Parents, have you ever imagined your child masturbating? Do you worry what they do when your back is turned? Do you fear that they will fall into the grip of Satan?
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This only happened after I read this.
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Prick
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You are one sick puppy.
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User-E
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Makes you appear normal and well adjusted in comparison! :biggrin2:
On the good side, I am house trained.
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Would Silly Girl will adopt you :unknw:
No. I tend to chew up boots. :sorry2:
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Boing
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Tranny, you OK :unknw:
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Exactly, I thought for sure somebody was going to knock him out!
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Cheap right wing uppercut! Booooooo BOOOOOOOO!!
Lefties choke their chickens on a regular basis, this is fact.....deal with it!
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