Why Me God!

[Cardinal Fang]

Fang, you are going to hell.

Of that I have no doubt. What is in doubt is whether the bus ride there has me sitting beside Celine Dion or Snooky.

I think this is an excellent customization.
I have added my own Cardinal Fang inspired grill ornament. My only question Fang...how do I keep it from whistling?

Give it a colonascopy with some silicone. Worked for me.

Oh and by the way for those of you playing at home. The insurance cost for the repairs will be $2500. Apparently my intercooler needs some fixing too. THIS IS WHY I CAN NEVER HAVE ANYTHING NICE!

FARK!

 

[Wanker]

Don't you all feel sorry for the Cardinal Hmmmmmm

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Sarcasm?

I'm really bad at reading facial cues in someone's post. For the longest time I thought Madman was flirting with me.

 

[Transient]

...fuckers

 

[Dan]

...fuckers

:LMAO::LMAO::LMAO:

 

[Madman]

Sarcasm?

I'm really bad at reading facial cues in someone's post. For the longest time I thought Madman was flirting with me.

I am beginning to worry about you bro -/It wasn't me:-/

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I am beginning to worry about you bro -/It wasn't me:-/

Just so that I'm clear you were flirting with me?

 

[Madman]

Just so that I'm clear you were flirting with me?

 

[mctaggar]

Cardinal, we understand your anxiety after your accident.

You are like a Teepee and a Wigwam.

You are Two Tents.

:rofl!:

 

[Madman]

Fangy, what time did you say to come by again for Squirrel stew?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

mmmmmmmm...

The crunchy bits give it texture. Car went in yesterday. They gave me a rental that feels like a hamster is powering the engine. Should have my car back by next week.

 

[Jerkthis]

I squirrel stew, mmmmmm interesting!

Let's see, I've eaten frog legs, deer, moose, bear, snake but never rodent....not yet at least.

 

[DannyDeVito]

Did you hit anything today :unknw: :biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I tried but Madman kept ducking.

 

[mctaggar]

I don't always get the "irony thingy" - that's probably why my thoughts are wrinkly. :biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

I tried but Madman kept ducking.

That was you in the souped up Honda! You really need to take driving lessons and stop sticking your head out the window like a dog screaming profanities I refuse to repeat in public!!

 

[Wanker]

I heard there is a Mama squirrel looking for a Cardinal of an unknown address.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I heard there is a Mama squirrel looking for a Cardinal of an unknown address.

Not hard to find. They live in trees.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Not hard to find. They live in trees.

How absurd yet flashy

 

[Cardinal Fang]

:wink2: