You know you hobby too much when...

[JackassJack]

Smylee buddy! You are fucking genius!!!! I peed in my pants after reading your posts!

 

[GDLLover]

...When you go out of country on and extended vacation and your fav. SP must declare bankruptcy.

 

[JackassJack]

When you start chewing gum, using mouth wash, shaving your ass everytime before you fuck your GF

 

[JackassJack]

when you start trying to cut a deal with your SO " This is my 4th visit this week can you give me some discount? "

 

[JackassJack]

When you ask your GF " am i the last client for today? " or " How many client you have seen today? "

 

[smylee52]

I know I was hobbying too much when ;

I got carried away in the throes of passion and blurted out “ you love Smylee’s big cock don’t you baby “ .
. Now she justs ignores me and gits it done but the first time I said it she did inquire ;

“ Who is this smiley character and where is this big cock you were talking about ?”

 

[JackassJack]

“ and where is this big cock you were talking about ?”

LMAO!!! enough buddy enough!!

 

[GDLLover]

...When every appointment you book is now either a 3 hr session or a duo.

...When you replace tick-tacks with viagra.

 

[smylee52]

.

Wife – Feel like getting lucky .?

You – Sorry babe I don’t have another shot left in me today . Now picture a dear in the headlights and that freight training is coming fast .

 

[Zachy]

When you change your name to Demien

 

[GDLLover]

...When I setup the spare bedroom for my fav. SP so I don't have to waste time going to the incall. Wait a second here, this is strangly similar to having 2 SOs. Scratch that, even this is too scary for us mere mortals.

...When I propose to my fav. SP. Funny thing is she says, "you can't afford me, I'm much too expensive!"

 

[smylee52]

I know I have been hobbying too much when ;

You - Honey we haven’t made love in a month have we .
Wife - No . You seem to have lost interest .
You – I left 6 condoms in my nightstand table and they are gone . .
Wife – Like I said , YOU seem to have lost interest .

 

[GDLLover]

...When you bring take-out food with you to the incall. Your SP says, "what that again, we just had that last night."

 

[smylee52]

I know I have been hobbying too much when ;

Wife – I have a confession to make .
You – Don’t tell me you cheated on your diet .
Wife – No . You have ignored me for so long I gave up and had sex with
the priest in the back seat of your SUV.
You . How fucking could you.
Wife – I’m sorry .
You - How fucking could you .
Wife – I’m sorry it just happened.
You - Did you at least use a condom.
Wife – Of course ,
You . Thank God . What a relief .
Wife – Are you worried about me getting pregnant ,
You – No I just paid $200 to have the car detailed , Didn’t you notice the nice fresh smell ?

 

[GDLLover]

...When
- my ATFs become my PFs (past favs.) and
- my TDLs become my ATFs and
- my NDL (never do list) become my TDLs

 

[HOF]

...When somebody posts 'Montreal Wins' and you are expecting a detailed listing of why Montreal Escorts beat out Toronto's.

And I watched the game!

OK, That is funny!

 

[smylee52]

You know you have been hobbying to much when :

You - Do you mind if I use my own condoms .
Wife - You are an idiot..

 

[GDLLover]

...When
you ask - can you give me a BBBJ
wife says - ???
you ask - how about some RCG
wife says - ???
you ask - ready for some GRK
wife says - ???

you say - never mind, i'll be back in a couple hours.

 

[smylee52]

You know you have been hobbying to much when

Wife asks “ How come when you tell people my age you always add 4 years ?”

 

[GDLLover]

...When you see your fav. SP and ask for something really different, she offers the extreme. She starts yelling at you for being such a good for nothing lazy slob, no sex for you. Now thats taking wife role play too far.