Ask the Doctor thread

[Madman]

Amputation?

Or, if it's the big head, call Ms Sarah. Not my department.

It is his big head, his baby dick is fine. How about a prescription of amoxicillin?

DO I GOTS TO DO EVERYTHING, it's not my job LOOK AT MY GRAMMAR, do I look like a DOCTOR to you?

 

[Madman]

DOC, there is no sign of the Cardinal and I'm worried. You need to make a house call and check his head,

 

[oldguyzer]

DOC, there is no sign of the Cardinal and I'm worried. You need to make a house call and check his head,

He is with the Time Person of the Year, getting his rewards for clean and virtuous living. Two of my nurses accompanied him to make sure he was in tip-top condition.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

hmmmmmmm Nurses.

 

[Madman]

LOOK he survived his stuffed head syndrome, DOC YOU'RE THE BEST.

OK FANGY, come back to the house , the toilets are a mess!

 

[Madman]

In this thread we have a doctor who thinks vacationing in North Korea Rodman is more important than helping with the member's ailments.

DOC I HAVE AN INGROWN HAIR ON MY LEFT TESTICLE , I need help!!

 

[papasmerf]

In this thread we have a doctor who thinks vacationing in North Korea Rodman is more important than helping with the member's ailments.

DOC I HAVE AN INGROWN HAIR ON MY LEFT TESTICLE , I need help!!

these guys specialize in that

 

[papasmerf]

Doc

One of my tenants has been sending this picture to everyone at the estate, claiming it is a pic of his willie.

Is this possible?? And if so can it be safely eliminated?

 

[User-E]

Doc

One of my tenants has been sending this picture to everyone at the estate, claiming it is a pic of his willie.

Is this possible?? And if so can it be safely eliminated?

I'm no doctor, but I have heard men refer to their pecker as a 'one eyed monster'.The fact that it's green concerns me ... Hmmmmmm

 

[papasmerf]

I'm no doctor, but I have heard men refer to their pecker as a 'one eyed monster'.The fact that is green concerns me ... Hmmmmmm

Based on the tenants hygiene the green comes as no surprise..............it is the teeth that concerns me

 

[oldguyzer]

Based on the tenants hygiene the green comes as no surprise..............it is the teeth that concerns me

Sigh....

 

[Guido]

Doc do you need a good scalpel?

 

[oldguyzer]

Doc do you need a good scalpel?

I need a good something....

But yeah, see, there's these guys who think they're wise, but they ain't, and I need someone to 'splain it to them. One is a little blue guy, hard to miss in a bar, but it's the other guy he's with that ya gotta watch out for. Prone to wild mood swings, drooling, and so on. Take care of my "problem" for me and you can have your choice of my nurses and the keys to the meds cabinet...

 

[papasmerf]

I need a good something....

But yeah, see, there's these guys who think they're wise, but they ain't, and I need someone to 'splain it to them. One is a little blue guy, hard to miss in a bar, but it's the other guy he's with that ya gotta watch out for. Prone to wild mood swings, drooling, and so on. Take care of my "problem" for me and you can have your choice of my nurses and the keys to the meds cabinet...

Hey Guido

 

[papasmerf]

Guido,

I gots me this veal sammich and it is all yours if you can pay a visit to a this old guy who needs some company

 

[oldguyzer]

Guido,

I gots me this veal sammich and it is all yours if you can pay a visit to a this old guy who needs some company

Don't believe a thing the vict...er....blue guy sez, my fine made friend. That's not veal. Have you seen the Cardinal around lately? Well, have you? How'd you like a nice slice of Fang Sammich?

 

[Madman]

Hmmm, fang sandwich sounds delicious as long as it's not fang ala joeboxer!

Guido, just remember who signs your pay stubs and allows you to hang your speedos in the walk in closet!

I do apologize for the odd one that goes missing but you know how SillyG gets when she has to go visit her new man small footed Bob.

 

[Madman]

It must be a disease...

I log in here every day and read this thread... but I don't understand so much of it..

Its like some sick addiction, I keep reading this thread...

Quack.....er ummm I mean DOC, don't worry about that, sometimes I make duck noises but listen DOC, DANOLO needs your help!!

 

[oldguyzer]

Quack.....er ummm I mean DOC, don't worry about that, sometimes I make duck noises but listen DOC, DANOLO needs your help!!

Have no fear...I have referred him to a specialist I know...very good guy with cases like this!

Cardinal...I have a new vict....er....patient for you!

 

[Danolo]

First of all, Comrade Madman, I do not need medical help. Certainly not from Quack Doc.

And to all the rest of you odd people in this thread, I suggest you lie down and rest... the spasms and fits will pass, eventually...