Ask the Doctor thread

[oldguyzer]

Keep it up and I will have you thrown out of the union (The Canadian Medical Association).

Never heard of it. :don'twantto-see:/

Now where's my Viagra prescription???

The nurse and I are testing them to ensure they are genuine. Only a slight extra charge. Per hour. You owe me $54,230.

 

[papasmerf]

sugar is up

triglycerides are up

am thinking I will need to make fat free bacon

 

[oldguyzer]

sugar is up

triglycerides are up

am thinking I will need to make fat free bacon

That kind of attitude gets you thrown out of the clinic! Fat free bacon! Hippie!

 

[papasmerf]

That kind of attitude gets you thrown out of the clinic! Fat free bacon! Hippie!

still made with pork


just plan on using the butt not the belly

 

[oldguyzer]

still made with pork


just plan on using the butt not the belly

Sounds like a yuppie vegan tree-hugger plan, just like sugar-free Coke. :biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

OH NO, the smerf has brought bacon into the medical section!:NoNoNo:

 

[oldguyzer]

OH NO, the smerf has brought bacon into the medical section!:NoNoNo:

Bacon has miraculous healing qualities...

 

[papasmerf]

If a cat eats the Mistletoe is it appropriate to hang the cat in a door way for the Christmas party?

Or should we just put Basil up instead?

 

[User-E]

If a cat eats the Mistletoe is it appropriate to hang the cat in a door way for the Christmas party?

Or should we just put Basil up instead?

It's best to wait until enzymes in the cat's digestive system have had a chance to process the mistletoe, then carefully extract the remains from the litter box and brush lightly to remove clumps of cat litter before hanging in the doorway. Hang the plant, not the cat.

 

[papasmerf]

It's best to wait until enzymes in the cat's digestive system have had a chance to process the mistletoe, then carefully extract the remains from the litter box and brush lightly to remove clumps of cat litter before hanging in the doorway. Hang the plant, not the cat.

seems not only counter-productive and far less fulfilling.

 

[User-E]

seems not only counter-productive and far less fulfilling.

Maybe people could just kiss the cat then? Kissed

 

[papasmerf]

Maybe people could just kiss the cat then? Kissed

licking pussy good. kissing cats not so much

Don't get me wrong I love cats but they need to be cooked right

 

[papasmerf]

 

[User-E]

Pammy's gonna be pissed at you papa :NoNoNo:

 

[papasmerf]

Pammy's gonna be pissed at you papa :NoNoNo:

Artificial breast meat and fake fur

 

[User-E]

Artificial breast meat and fake fur

Are you saying you wouldn't lick Pam's pussy because she has fake parts? Hmmmmmm

 

[papasmerf]

Are you saying you wouldn't lick Pam's pussy because she has fake parts? Hmmmmmm

yup

 

[Trump]

Is licking pussy dangerous?

 

[papasmerf]

Is licking pussy dangerous?

not a doctor but you do run the risk of hair balls

 

[oldguyzer]

not a doctor but you do run the risk of hair balls

And ya gotta watch their nails if you do it wrong