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Doc, sometimes my wrist hurts for no apparent reason. I go to pick something up and a throbbing pain shoots through my wrist. I haven't done anything and the next day or even same evening it's fine again.

NO JERKING OFF COMMENTS PLEASE!!

What do you think doc?

Suppressing sarcasm....could be anything from bursitis or onset of arthritis to carpal tunnel, depending on the trigger conditions. Could also be a nerve that's triggering due to some other reason. I've seen this in people who have nerves grating directly on bone, causing intense shooting pain. Best bet: tell your doctor what the trigger conditions are, and most likely (s)he will refer you to a specialist. Don't ignore it...it can get worse easily and lead to complications.
 
Tells us about the vaccine shot. Why so many against it?.

Stupidity, plain and simple. Years ago a researcher published a paper saying vaccines caused all kinds of side effects like autism. The research was poorly done, discredited (no other research showed anything like that) and the doctor in charge was stripped of his license. His premise was that the mercury used in the 60s to stabilize vaccines was causing mercury poisoning in people, and hence the problems. Only issue is, mercury is not used in vaccines. Since then, the rumours persist on the Internet. While everything you read on the Net is true, this is the exception. Vaccines do not cause autism or anything else. No vaccine in Canada has mercury in it. Period.

Get your vaccines. Get your kids vaccinated. Get your neighbour's kids vaccinated. If we all did that, we'd wipe out some really serious diseases, much as we did with polio.
 
This is awesome, we have a resident Doc on duty!

Hey Doc, what are the best foods to eat to produce extra little white fellas for extra sogs??
 
Sarcastic bastard!:grrrrrr::biggrin2:

Let me be more specific,

what foods create more sperm?:YMDAYDREAM:

As far as I know, there's no correlation between a specific food intake and sperm production, other than starving yourself can result in low sperm count. There's stories about oysters, etc, but no clinical proof I am aware of. Eat healthy, think dirty thoughts, and sperm will be produced.

oh oh and is it true drinking pineapple juice makes it sweeter??

Ask Robin.

Seriously, I am told some foods do manifest in the taste and smell of bodily fluids. One ATF I know rather too well told me should could always tell when I had eaten a fair bit of garlic a day or two before. And since it was usually following my monthly bath, I know it couldn't be the smell on my skin.

Perhaps some of the more expert in the audience could offer their knowledge on this subject. I'm woefully unknowledgable about the taste of sperm, but do know food affected the taste of my ladies' excretions to some degree, although it was mostly subtle.
 
Doctor I am a sick pervert who thinks of sex 24 hours a say. How can you cure me :Crying/:
 
Doctor I am a sick pervert who thinks of sex 24 hours a say. How can you cure me :Crying/:

Sleep 8 hours and you've got a 33% improvement already. $200 consultation fee, please, in small unmarked bills behind the third pipe in the Union Station main floor women's washroom.
 
Try camping in the Hilton. I am a happy camper there. Also it keeps those damn ants off your ass.

The ants become flying ants whenever I fart. I also have a sore back, I think my sciatic nerve is acting up again, what should I do?
 
The ants become flying ants whenever I fart. I also have a sore back, I think my sciatic nerve is acting up again, what should I do?

The sore back is due to excess farting. Cut out the daily tins of beans, or get some Bean-o. If you absolutely can't force yourself off the daily beans, wear tighter underwear and it should lighten your step.
 
My problem is Dickhead thinks he's in charge. I'll be minding my own business when all of a sudden tap tap tap on my zipper and the little bastard starts dictating my day. The knock knock is me but the tap tap is him. I need a sedative for the little bastard. Actually Primo's snip pic worked today, dickhead shriveled up like a prune and is now taking a nap.

TAP TAP

"did you see Sebelle's rack"

Oh boy, he's awake again.
 
Doc, we hear a lot about cutting out salt. When I started looking at labels I was amazed at how easy it is to consume 2-3 times more than the daily suggested amount of 2200 milligrams (one teaspoon). I figure these days I am consuming close to zero salt. Could this also be a bad thing? Is a certain amount needed for some vital functions? Thanks.
 
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