Ask the Doctor thread

[oldguyzer]

I just set setting the alarm every day for 6 am. and naturally after a couple of days or so I start falling asleep between 10 and 11.

Your body will adjust to whatever cycle you force it to, but it will take some time to get comfortable with the routine. Instead of getting up at 7 you start getting up at 6, you'll start getting tired earlier in the evening until you are used to the new rhythm. It should not take more than a week or two until it's comfortable for you.

There is some evidence that "morning" people and "evening" people have different brain chemistry, and perhaps even a genetic link, if the latest research is accurate, but an hour won't mess you up.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Who do you think you are? Batman? Dream on, sidekick...

REALLY

tell me you didn't just call me a sidekick

 

[oldguyzer]

REALLY tell me you didn't just call me a sidekick

Sorry, was the alcohol talking....where's my next patient? :SayWhat?:

 

[Madman]

.where's my next patient? :SayWhat?:

DOC, please I need your HELP!!!

Look at my little shnoosky



help her, she's not feeling well!!

 

[oldguyzer]

DOC, please I need your HELP!!!

Look at my little shnoosky



help her, she's not feeling well!!

It might be the vestiges of the cheap booze, but I don't see anything wrong with your shnoosky. Now, about you....:unknw:

 

[Madman]

Now, about you....:unknw:

MOI, oh no...go ahead give it to me straight. How much.......longer...do I have??

Hold on, let me bend over but YOU BETTER not have both hands on my shoulders or I KILL YOU!!!

 

[oldguyzer]

Hold on, let me bend over but YOU BETTER not have both hands on my shoulders or I KILL YOU!!!

You have me confused with another caped crusader...

 

[Madman]

You have me confused with another caped crusader...

I didn't know Robin does prostate exams?? It does make sense because he's always wearing gloves. Guido, you go first and see if Robin is gentle.

Doc I have another problem. You see, I hid under SillyG's bed in NYC and now I can't get the vision of what I witnessed out of my mind. SillyG did unmentionable things with Bob. I ...I.........I am speechless DOC STOP LAUGHING..... this is serious, I haven't slept since my return. I need help...... whips, handcuffs and butt plugs oh my....DOC WHY ARE YOU SMILING...this is no laughing mattr...whips, handcuffs and butt plugs oh my...... HELP!!!!!

 

[oldguyzer]

I didn't know Robin does prostate exams?? It does make sense because he's always wearing gloves. Guido, you go first and see if Robin is gentle.

Doc I have another problem. You see, I hid under SillyG's bed in NYC and now I can't get the vision of what I witnessed out of my mind. SillyG did unmentionable things with Bob. I ...I.........I am speechless DOC STOP LAUGHING..... this is serious, I haven't slept since my return. I need help...... whips, handcuffs and butt plugs oh my....DOC WHY ARE YOU SMILING...this is no laughing mattr...whips, handcuffs and butt plugs oh my...... HELP!!!!!

This is beyond my expertise. Call 1-800-INEEDHELP now!

 

[SillyGirl]

I didn't know Robin does prostate exams?? It does make sense because he's always wearing gloves. Guido, you go first and see if Robin is gentle.

Doc I have another problem. You see, I hid under SillyG's bed in NYC and now I can't get the vision of what I witnessed out of my mind. SillyG did unmentionable things with Bob. I ...I.........I am speechless DOC STOP LAUGHING..... this is serious, I haven't slept since my return. I need help...... whips, handcuffs and butt plugs oh my....DOC WHY ARE YOU SMILING...this is no laughing mattr...whips, handcuffs and butt plugs oh my...... HELP!!!!!

YOU LIE!!!! There were no butt plugs! :NoNoNo:

 

[oldguyzer]

YOU LIE!!!! There were no butt plugs! :NoNoNo:

You...or him? :sorry2:Hmmmmmm

 

[SillyGirl]

You...or him? :sorry2:Hmmmmmm

Both of us. There were no butt plugs!

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Both of us. There were no butt plugs!

but you plead guilty as charged to the cuffs and whips?

 

[Mafioso]

Doc is there a home remedy for warts or fungus in your feet. I hear that soaking it in water with vinegar works.

True?/

 

[oldguyzer]

Doc is there a home remedy for warts or fungus in your feet. I hear that soaking it in water with vinegar works.

True?/

The best remedy you can do at home (or buy prepared OTC) is a salicylic acid paste (aspirin dissolved in water to make a thick paste). Make the paste and apply it to the wart. The reason this works is that salicylic acid dissolves keratin (protein) which makes up both the wart and the dead skin around the wart. (Technically, salicylic acid is a keratolytic medication.) The worse that happens on the skin is redness or a small burning sensation, but that can be fixed by washing off the paste and discontinuing use for a few days, then starting again with a more dilute paste.

Vinegar is also an acid (acetic acid) that has some karatolytic properties, but not as much as salicylic acid (vinegar you can buy is only 5% solution, which is pretty mild). Stick with the aspirin paste: your warts don't smell acidic that way!

Some people use the freezing methods using commercially available sprays or mixtures, but it's hit or miss in my experience, and can sting like a sonofabitch.

 

[Madman]

YOU LIE!!!! There were no butt plugs! :NoNoNo:

I can't believe you're questioning my Operation BedFellow.

DOES THIS LOOK FAMILIAR??


What about the glove, DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE GLOVE??

If the GLOVE FITS you must SUBMIT!

YOU REMEMBER THAT PHRASE BEING SHOUTED BY SMALL FOOT BOB??

 

[Guido]

First off, I'd like to thank Pool_guy for the amazing baby smooth back and bottom he's given me. Didn't draw a drop of blood but Doc, I need your help.

How do I get rid of the ingrown hair up and down the crack of my ass?:no:

 

[HOF]

I can't believe you're questioning my Operation BedFellow.

DOES THIS LOOK FAMILIAR??


What about the glove, DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE GLOVE??

If the GLOVE FITS you must SUBMIT!

YOU REMEMBER THAT PHRASE BEING SHOUTED BY SMALL FOOT BOB??

:biggrin2:

 

[oldguyzer]

First off, I'd like to thank Pool_guy for the amazing baby smooth back and bottom he's given me. Didn't draw a drop of blood but Doc, I need your help.

How do I get rid of the ingrown hair up and down the crack of my ass?:no:

If Pool_Guy was as good as you say, you wouldn't have any ingrown hair in your ass crack. I ain't a proctologist or a dermatologist....ask Madman about butt crack hair!

 

[HOF]

The best remedy you can do at home (or buy prepared OTC) is a salicylic acid paste (aspirin dissolved in water to make a thick paste). Make the paste and apply it to the wart. The reason this works is that salicylic acid dissolves keratin (protein) which makes up both the wart and the dead skin around the wart. (Technically, salicylic acid is a keratolytic medication.) The worse that happens on the skin is redness or a small burning sensation, but that can be fixed by washing off the paste and discontinuing use for a few days, then starting again with a more dilute paste.

Vinegar is also an acid (acetic acid) that has some karatolytic properties, but not as much as salicylic acid (vinegar you can buy is only 5% solution, which is pretty mild). Stick with the aspirin paste: your warts don't smell acidic that way!

Some people use the freezing methods using commercially available sprays or mixtures, but it's hit or miss in my experience, and can sting like a sonofabitch.

Holy shit, planters warts are the worst! When I was in university, I had them on both feet and didn't really notice until after football season. You'll shit when I tell you that I had more than 30 between both feet that all sort of sprouted at the same time. The first dermatologist used an acid paste on one foot and I was on crutches for a week = then a week of no treatment; then repeated the same on the other foot and on crutches again for a week. I missed school and work because of this and it didn't work. I went to another dermatologist who straightened the first one out and literally cut all of them right out; it hurt like a SOB but everything was healed up about a week later, I had to be on light duty for two more weeks and no running for a month until all skin sorted itself out.

It's suspected I got this from showering at the university's gym. Fuck it was painful with so many that just BOOM came to the top all at once.