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This sounds like a special case I've only seen twice before: a rare allergic reaction to shady business dealings and corrupt practices, spread virally through remote contact with inferior forms of entertainment. Usually, the practitioners are politicians and they seem either immune or too stupid to recognize they are the cause of the reaction, but they just don't give a damn about anyone but themselves. While there's little medical science can offer to cure us of these politicans, there is a solution when you get the reaction from non-politicans. However, it means staying away from (or getting yourself banned to prevent accidental or intentional access) from the carriers of this obnoxious disease to really isolate yourself.



Personally, I prefer Expedia, but use whatever alternatvie remedy you feel will work well. I once thought about trying a service I heard about on another information board, but with a name that is a rip-off of other sites on the Web I did a little digging and found out they were deceptive in their business practices and immune to criticism. They also had no sense of humour, which indicates low intelligence to go with low morals.

Best solution is to avoid the source as much as you can so you don't get contaminated. We doctors call that the "icky" feeling, but that may be too technical for most laypeople.

Expedia is pretty good too. Safe and easy to use without worrying about compromising your identity.

I'm settling in for the night to watch Madmax Beyond the Thunderdome. Cheesy movie but it's better than watching that bullshit that only mindless twits watch on Monday nights called WWE Raw.
 
Dr. Help this good looking stud.

Have the hiccups for the last hour. Tried not breathing for 15 seconds and eating a tea spoon of sugar as that is the advice the internet gave me.

Didn't work.

If the Doc is not up this late. Anyone else have suggestions?.
 
Dr. Help this good looking stud.

Have the hiccups for the last hour. Tried not breathing for 15 seconds and eating a tea spoon of sugar as that is the advice the internet gave me.

Didn't work.

If the Doc is not up this late. Anyone else have suggestions?.

Get a blow job.

Problem solved.
 
Dr. Help this good looking stud.

Have the hiccups for the last hour. Tried not breathing for 15 seconds and eating a tea spoon of sugar as that is the advice the internet gave me.

Didn't work.

If the Doc is not up this late. Anyone else have suggestions?.

Hiccups can be caused by many things, including neurological or psychological problems. I am assuming they are gone now...if not, time to see your clinic.

Typically, all the "home remedies" rely on having you hold your breath (that's what drinking a glass of water does) or coating the throat (sugar, honey, etc). The latter has little actual clinical evidence of working, but holding the breath does seem to work for most people. 15 seconds won't do it: best bet, get a glass of water or single-malt (or favorite tipple) and slowly sip it over the space of a minute or so, not breathing in except to swallow. Try not to spew the single malt all over during a hiccup, as that's just a waste of good scotch. If you're drinking water, spewing is fine, as long as you aim it at someone you love.

Generally, hiccups will resolve themselves. It's a nervous response, and tends to quieten down. Exactly what causes hiccups and what makes them goes away is still the subject of debate, as far as I know. Personally, I find the drinking water, or doing the valsalva maneuver (pinch your nose and blow gently through the nose to pop the eardrums; used by divers and pilots) work.

And there's always BigBoner's option, but that can lead to some interesting situations. Especially if BigBoner is the one delivering the service.
 
Dr. Help this good looking stud.

Have the hiccups for the last hour. Tried not breathing for 15 seconds and eating a tea spoon of sugar as that is the advice the internet gave me.

Didn't work.

If the Doc is not up this late. Anyone else have suggestions?.

This is not a laughing moment. A friend of mine swore he was going to die. He had a 3 day hiccup's pain. Finally went to his doctor and he prescribed.

Teva Chlorpmaxine. He did fine after that and he told me it only cost him $16.

I would have payed $300 for this freedom.
 
Doc, I think I ate too many beans and I feel bloated. Lord help the poor people who will be in the same room with me today.
 
Madman said:
Doc, I think I ate too many beans and I feel bloated. Lord help the poor people who will be in the same room with me today.

And God said "Let there be Bean-o, for it is good and will prevent the winds of wrath". Next time chew a couple of these miracle tablets when you decide to eat beans. They work, and hopefully your butt won't.
 
oldguyzer said:
And God said "Let there be Bean-o, for it is good and will prevent the winds of wrath". Next time chew a couple of these miracle tablets when you decide to eat beans. They work, and hopefully your butt won't.

What miracle tablets, you forgot to give me my prescription!
 
Dear Doc,

I'm suffering from Chopped Liver Syndrome, please help.
 
Robintheboywonder said:
Dear Doc,

I'm suffering from Chopped Liver Syndrome, please help.

Called the doctor, woke him up and said,

Doctor ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Doctor to relieve this belly ache ...

Put the lime in the coconut ... Funky & Music

 
Madman said:
What miracle tablets, you forgot to give me my prescription!

God already gave you two tablets...and he didn't need a prescription form!
 
Robintheboywonder said:
Dear Doc,

I'm suffering from Chopped Liver Syndrome, please help.

Who do you think you are? Batman? Dream on, sidekick...
 
oldguyzer said:
Who do you think you are? Batman? Dream on, sidekick...

:rofl!:

Hey Doc, should I wax or shave my bum hair and what do I do if I get an in grown hair, call you?
 
Guido said:
:rofl!:

Hey Doc, should I wax or shave my bum hair and what do I do if I get an in grown hair, call you?

Having watched my own hair migrate from the top of my head, slowly ever downward to inhabiting what was once a hairless rear-end (but ain't no more) I can tell you from extensive experimentation that waxing hurts a heck of a lot, even when done by very cute (and often unclothed) Asian ladies. Somehow the sight of the ladies never quite overrules the pain from the waxing. And I am sure those same girls were smiling broadly not at the sight of my sexy (but elderly) rear end, but at my pain.

I've never tried shaving except with a personal groomer, which works fine for me.

As for ingrown hair, call Robin. He has more experience dealing with them than I do. :biggrin2:
 
I'm trying to switch from after work prime performance work out hours to 5 in the morning before work.

I'm not a morning person but I want to be. Tips please. Besides sleeping early. I'm trying to do that already and I wake up around 7 automatically and sleep at 11.
 
kat_u13 said:
I'm trying to switch from after work prime performance work out hours to 5 in the morning before work.

I'm not a morning person but I want to be. Tips please. Besides sleeping early. I'm trying to do that already and I wake up around 7 automatically and sleep at 11.

You have to change your routine, which is not easy. The longer-term solution is to start waking up a little earlier each day, like getting up 5 minutes earlier each day than the previous day, not hitting snooze, and see if your body will adjust by having you go to sleep earlier to compensate. That takes time, but it's the safest and best way. Also, pick up some melatonin at your local drug counter (it's OTC and a natural hormone) that can help you start adjusting your cycles.
 
oldguyzer said:
You have to change your routine, which is not easy. The longer-term solution is to start waking up a little earlier each day, like getting up 5 minutes earlier each day than the previous day, not hitting snooze, and see if your body will adjust by having you go to sleep earlier to compensate. That takes time, but it's the safest and best way. Also, pick up some melatonin at your local drug counter (it's OTC and a natural hormone) that can help you start adjusting your cycles.

I just set setting the alarm every day for 6 am. and naturally after a couple of days or so I start falling asleep between 10 and 11.
 
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