Made with Love
SPDir

Ask the Doctor thread

Jump to Latest
Madman said:
It is so nice to have a professional on board with free advice.

Repoman, we are also in the process of starting a union for HUBGFE members. This will provide you with continued free medical services with the good doctor.
Click to expand...

Worth every penny you pay for it :biggrin2:
 
There is a man living in a crate on my back deck (his choice, he refuses to live indoors), he suffers from delusions of owning my thread.

Rather than using chemicals to bring him back to reality. Would a Lobotomy help him.

And is this something you could do with my wood working tools?
 
papasmerf said:
There is a man living in a crate on my back deck (his choice, he refuses to live indoors), he suffers from delusions of owning my thread.

Rather than using chemicals to bring him back to reality. Would a Lobotomy help him.

And is this something you could do with my wood working tools?
Click to expand...

Lobotomies only work when there's something to lobotomize. In this case, I'd suggest painting him brown and hoping some squirrel takes a fancy to him, carries him off, and hoards him in a tree. You can then use your wood working tools to seal off the hole in the tree.
 
oldguyzer said:
Lobotomies only work when there's something to lobotomize. In this case, I'd suggest painting him brown and hoping some squirrel takes a fancy to him, carries him off, and hoards him in a tree. You can then use your wood working tools to seal off the hole in the tree.
Click to expand...

sounds like a very good plan

maybe I can put out signs to entice him to the woods
 
oldguyzer said:
. . . As for me, and I bet a few others here....bring it on! Monthly, even! :biggrin2:
Click to expand...

Have actually been responsible for bringing it on the day before she thought it was coming on ... not just on many occasions at home over the years, but also on a few occasions with lovely ladies I've met in this business.

Some have expressed a tinge of embarrassment, but for me it's always been just another way to cherish their sexuality, their womanhood . . . and I trust they know I love them for it.
 
Art Mann said:
Have actually been responsible for bringing it on the day before she thought it was coming on ... not just on many occasions at home over the years, but also on a few occasions with lovely ladies I've met in this business.

Some have expressed a tinge of embarrassment, but for me it's always been just another way to cherish their sexuality, their womanhood . . . and I trust they know I love them for it.
Click to expand...

Indeed, I find the act somehow more intimate at this time of month, simply because it goes against what the lady generally feels is an "unclean" or embarrassing moment. I also find blood acts as a great lube :SayWhat?:
 
Dear Doctor,

I have a headache but I still want to have crazy simian sex. What can I do to get rid of my primate laden analogies about sex?

Sincerely,

Cardinal Fang
 
Cardinal Fang said:
Dear Doctor,

I have a headache but I still want to have crazy simian sex. What can I do to get rid of my primate laden analogies about sex?

Sincerely,

Cardinal Fang
Click to expand...

Just eat your grapes and leave the good doctor alone!

Doc, HOF needs you in room #3, he caught his little pecker in his zipper again jumping up and down when the Habs finally won a game.
 
Madman said:
Doc, HOF needs you in room #3, he caught his little pecker in his zipper again jumping up and down when the Habs finally won a game.
Click to expand...

If the reports from certain ladies on this board are accurate, he has nothing to worry about and can simply pull it free through the massive space between zip teeth.

And the Habs have won many games...even a few in a row!
 
Doc, your informed opinion on this clip I think is needed.

[video]https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=677_1354418535[/video]
 
ipsniffit said:
I'm not a doctor or by no means in the medical field but this article does try and explain the wonder drug.

https://scienceblog.cancerresearchu...ntial-cancer-drug-dca-tested-in-early-trials/
Click to expand...

Dichloroacetic Acid (DCA) [a relative of vinegar, really] has been around for decades and this kind of tumour suppressive behavior was noted before in small studies on animals, but it never passed human trials of any significant value. While big pharma (of which I have had my own run-ins in the past over promising treatments) won't fund the studies, there are lots of societies and governments who will. The Cancer Societies of most first-world countries are looking, as are governments that have really active research programs (such as in the UK).

It's always difficult when something like this comes along because "cancer" is a generic term for any cell mutation, and no single drug will likely work on them all. But DCA's research has so far been interesting. There is research being done around the world right now, but the medical community has to be careful not to trigger massive overreaction until the efficacy of DCA, and under what conditions, is proven. As of today, we still don't have proof this works, although there's a lot of circumstantial evidence building up. We do live in hope...there isn't an oncologist or doctor on this planet, including those who work for big pharma, who wouldn't welcome something like this!
 
oldguyzer said:
there isn't an oncologist or doctor on this planet, including those who work for big pharma, who wouldn't welcome something like this!
Click to expand...

This is good to hear because the pessimists in most think differently.
 
Jesus Motherbleepbleep, Nobody in the waiting room and I'm still waiting to see the doc!

images


Papa, don't leave the car idling or Maurice will give us a ticket. Once the Doc checks why my balls dropped I'll be right out.
 
Madman said:
Jesus Motherbleepbleep, Nobody in the waiting room and I'm still waiting to see the doc!

images


Papa, don't leave the car idling or Maurice will give us a ticket. Once the Doc checks why my balls dropped I'll be right out.
Click to expand...

Sorry....tied up in an important meeting. Gotta decide...the course on Maui or Fiji....

As for your balls...fresh air does them good. It also impresses the ladies when they hang out of your shorts like that.
 
Fiji is really beautiful doc especially with scuba diving.

Got a question......how can I stop hugging trees?
 
peace said:
Fiji is really beautiful doc especially with scuba diving.

Got a question......how can I stop hugging trees?
Click to expand...

Peace, Transient wanted to have you knocked off but stopped him. Keep it too yourself and stay out of his closet, hugging trees is safer.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

C
A man's prostate cancer has disappeared with an experimental treatment
Replies
9
Views
1K
oldguyzer
oldguyzer
B
Do you have HPV?. Half of America does.
Replies
4
Views
821
Flash Bazbo
F
Maurice Boscorelli
The High Price of Low Testosterone
Replies
8
Views
969
Boing
B
papasmerf
Interesting take on supplements
Replies
15
Views
905
oldguyzer
oldguyzer
Maurice Boscorelli
How Not To Go Bald
Replies
9
Views
1K
Cybermike
C

Latest posts

Back
Top Bottom