Ask the Doctor thread

[oldguyzer]

...but what if I'm a vegetarian?

Eat a tree, save a beaver

 

[Raiden]

Doc, blue balls, due to an encounter I'd rather forget about I'm suffering from a bad case of blue balls....help!

 

[papasmerf]

Doc, blue balls, due to an encounter I'd rather forget about I'm suffering from a bad case of blue balls....help!

Metrosexual Smerf wants his balls back

 

[oldguyzer]

Doc, blue balls, due to an encounter I'd rather forget about I'm suffering from a bad case of blue balls....help!

It's best to treat this condition the same way you would a great set of cards in Euchre: when you've got a good hand, go it alone. :biggrin2:

 

[User-E]

It's best to treat this condition the same way you would a great set of cards in Euchre: when you've got a good hand, go it alone. :biggrin2:

When I first moved out to BC, no one had heard of Euchre out here. Grandma taught me to play when I so young, I could hardly hold 5 cards in one hand without dropping them, lol, and I remember her laughing at me when I was learning to shuffle. She taught me to help pass the time when she was babysitting us. She should have taught me poker instead! :biggrin2:

 

[Reverse]

Doc, blue balls, due to an encounter I'd rather forget about I'm suffering from a bad case of blue balls....help!

Did you go through your checklist and check it twice,

Clean da bum (check) A dirty bum gets you the look...ew
Brush your teeth (check) fresh breath and maybe a little tonsil hockey is in the cards...maybe
Clean Shaven (check) ladies don't appreciate stubble burn.....ouch
Clean the bag when cleaning the bum (check) so many forget about washing their sweaty bags....ew

These rules apply to both one night stands and as baz likes to say, ladies for hire or something like thatFunky & Music

 

[Madman]

Doc, where are you?? We need you in the bump thread. Papa accidentally sat on a spatula and now can't get it out of his blue little arse!

 

[oldguyzer]

Doc, where are you?? We need you in the bump thread. Papa accidentally sat on a spatula and now can't get it out of his blue little arse!

Feed him two cans of baked beans and go out for an overnight visit with your favorite SP. I'd suggest removing the cat, dog, mice, and gerbils from the house, too, at least for a little while. Leave the canary by a window.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Doctor,

Does eating marshmallows really cure a sore throat?

 

[Tourist]

When I first moved out to BC, no one had heard of Euchre out here. Grandma taught me to play when I so young, I could hardly hold 5 cards in one hand without dropping them, lol, and I remember her laughing at me when I was learning to shuffle. She taught me to help pass the time when she was babysitting us. She should have taught me poker instead! :biggrin2:

When I am on the left coast I never admit that I know how to play euchre. It seems that lots of people in the west only know the game because they learned to play in the Pen.

 

[Madman]

Doctor,

Does eating marshmallows really cure a sore throat?

CIM does, hopefully the doctor has some medicine to help you with that and you better hope he ate all his pineapple yesterday at breakfast.

 

[oldguyzer]

Doctor,

Does eating marshmallows really cure a sore throat?

If you jam enough marshmallows in your throat they will block your breathing, distracting you from the sore throat, so yes....

 

[Prick]

If you jam enough marshmallows in your throat they will block your breathing, distracting you from the sore throat, so yes....

Great idea, doing this may even curb my drinking.

 

[Danolo]

Doctor! Doctor, send in your nurse, I'm ready for my shot now!

 

[oldguyzer]

Doctor! Doctor, send in your nurse, I'm ready for my shot now!

She's looking for the bullets...be right there.

 

[Danolo]

She's looking for the bullets...be right there.

Ahh never mind, how about she gives me a bed bath???

 

[oldguyzer]

Ahh never mind, how about she gives me a bed bath???

Extra cost. No money, no honey.

 

[Danolo]

Extra cost. No money, no honey.

Just put it on my OHIP card....disguise it as therapeutic...

 

[oldguyzer]

Just put it on my OHIP card....disguise it as therapeutic...

Sorry, no can do. I have unshakable ethics which can never be breached by base temptation. Unless the "consulting fee" is considerable, of course...

 

[Madman]

Sorry, no can do. I have unshakable ethics which can never be breached by base temptation. Unless the "consulting fee" is considerable, of course...

Keep it up and I will have you thrown out of the union (The Canadian Medical Association).

Now where's my Viagra prescription???