Ask the Doctor thread

[Cardinal Fang]

Doctor,

My arm hurts when I lift it past my shoulder. What should I do?

 

[oldguyzer]

Doctor,

My arm hurts when I lift it past my shoulder. What should I do?

Lower your shoulder.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

But my arm moves with it?

 

[oldguyzer]

Use the other arm. Sheesh....

 

[HOOKED]

But my arm moves with it?

Can you still grab your pecker?

 

[just curious]

Hey Doc,

I have known this Asian lady in her early 40s for 3 yrs now, She has a nice slim body and very pleasant personality. I taught her golf and playing golf with her regularly. She was divorced 4 yrs ago and staying single for a few yrs and dating some guys once in a while.

She is no longer my golf student now and I think I can cross that principle line without feeling guilty. We have a little touch and kisses once in a while lately. She enjoys my companionship and so did I. So I asked her ystrdy to date me for fun. She said she can date lots of young guys for fun and only interested if I am serious. I am not ready to commit to any one at this moment and just wanna have fun. What should I do? .

 

[oldguyzer]

Hey Doc,

I have known this Asian lady in her early 40s for 3 yrs now, She has a nice slim body and very pleasant personality. I taught her golf and playing golf with her regularly. She was divorced 4 yrs ago and staying single for a few yrs and dating some guys once in a while.

She is no longer my golf student now and I think I can cross that principle line without feeling guilty. We have a little touch and kisses once in a while lately. She enjoys my companionship and so did I. So I asked her ystrdy to date me for fun. She said she can date lots of young guys for fun and only interested if I am serious. I am not ready to commit to any one at this moment and just wanna have fun. What should I do? .

Lie through your teeth, have a ton of fun, then disappear in a puff of green smoke.

 

[just curious]

Lie through your teeth, have a ton of fun, then disappear in a puff of green smoke.

Nah..she is so nice to me in every aspects. I cannot do that to her. That's why I asked her openly to date for fun. Damn!.. It worked out well with the smart mpa but not with her. I told that mpa I didn't want to date her cuz she was too smart for me and I was just looking for fun. She laughed out loud and said I am a smart dog and I got the job done the following week. lol..

 

[just curious]

Hey Doc, she just sent me a text "Good night" . She did that last night too at almost the same time. Is she teasing me or what?

 

[oldguyzer]

Hey Doc, she just sent me a text "Good night" . She did that last night too at almost the same time. Is she teasing me or what?

She's teasing, and you're hooked. Bite the bait...

 

[Madman]

Hey Doc, she just sent me a text "Good night" . She did that last night too at almost the same time. Is she teasing me or what?

That was me with her phone!:LMAO:

 

[just curious]

That was me with her phone!:LMAO:

Uh huh! nice to know you are a switch player. hehe..

 

[just curious]

She's teasing, and you're hooked. Bite the bait...

Damn!... I feel like I have another long leash on my neck again. They are all getting tangled up now. Donno who is pulling which direction..lol.

 

[HOOKED]

Doctor we need a rectal examination for the bump thread secretary if you have some time please and thank you.

 

[User-E]

Doctor we need a rectal examination for the bump thread secretary if you have some time please and thank you.

Hmmmmmm

 

[oldguyzer]

I can't add anything to that...

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Doctor we need a rectal examination for the bump thread secretary if you have some time please and thank you.

Hooked I'm told through the grapevine with OG is performing prostate exams both of his hands are usually visible on your shoulders if you know what I mean.

 

[oldguyzer]

Hooked I'm told through the grapevine with OG is performing prostate exams both of his hands are usually visible on your shoulders if you know what I mean.

That's just Madman's fantasy...pay him no mind. I usually end up having my very sexy assistant do the prostate exam..."customers" complain less and I get better tips.

 

[User-E]

Ever witnessed one of these Doc?

Near-Death Experiences, as Seen by Medical Professionals

 

[oldguyzer]

Ever witnessed one of these Doc?

Near-Death Experiences, as Seen by Medical Professionals

Nope. Clinical evidence shows a person whose brain is starting to shut down has overly excited neuron transfers, which some have claimed leads to hallucinations, hence accounting for these experiences. From a clinical point of view, having studied the brain, I can see this as a logical explanation. But it kinda takes the mystery out of it, so....nah!