Ask the Doctor thread

Transient · Jun 26, 2014

Geez, talk about a wet blanket.

Stay in the tunnel! Walk away from the light!

oldguyzer · Jun 28, 2014

Transient said:
Geez, talk about a wet blanket.

Stay in the tunnel! Walk away from the light!

That's a headlight...and I'm walking as fast as I can!

PS: Like the new avatar...brings back some happy memories...

Madman · Jul 3, 2014

Doctor , HELP!!

I feel like I'm losing my head!

I feel lightheaded and it's as if my head is floating in the air.

HELP!

I think it's Papa and Tranny's doing. Ever since Peace has gone MIA Tranny has been under PAPA's spell and they are up to no good.

HELP!!!!

papasmerf · Jul 3, 2014

Madman said:
Doctor , HELP!!

I feel like I'm losing my head!

I feel lightheaded and it's as if my head is floating in the air.

HELP!

I think it's Papa and Tranny's doing. Ever since Peace has gone MIA Tranny has been under PAPA's spell and they are up to no good.

HELP!!!!

Peace is not MIA.

I sent him on a mission

oldguyzer · Jul 3, 2014

papasmerf said:
Peace is not MIA.

I sent him on a mission

I have the gloves and gel you ordered....ready for pickup behind the usual dumpster.

papasmerf · Jul 3, 2014

oldguyzer said:
I have the gloves and gel you ordered....ready for pickup behind the usual dumpster.

did the 50 yards of rubber reenforced 1 inch hose come in??

oldguyzer · Jul 5, 2014

papasmerf said:
did the 50 yards of rubber reenforced 1 inch hose come in??

1-inch????? Damn, I thought you said 1-foot! Oh well, I'll add in a box of aspirin. :biggrin2:

papasmerf · Jul 5, 2014

oldguyzer said:
1-inch????? Damn, I thought you said 1-foot! Oh well, I'll add in a box of aspirin. :biggrin2:

1 foot will work but I will need to get an old fashioned oil filler funnel and a white grease.

See if Robin can meet me at MM's crate around 17:00 today..............This is right up his alley so to speak

oldguyzer · Jul 5, 2014

papasmerf said:
1 foot will work but I will need to get an old fashioned oil filler funnel and a white grease.

See if Robin can meet me at MM's crate around 17:00 today..............This is right up his alley so to speak

Last time I checked, MM's crate was empty and looked vacated for a couple of days. Think he suspects something? Hmmmmmm

papasmerf · Jul 5, 2014

oldguyzer said:
Last time I checked, MM's crate was empty and looked vacated for a couple of days. Think he suspects something? Hmmmmmm

Pretty sure he sleeps at Hooked's place on his days off.

HOOKED · Jul 6, 2014

No he does not live with me and he won't be very happy on his return tomorrow if his staff and doctor are playing head games again!:no:

papasmerf · Jul 6, 2014

HOOKED said:
No he does not live with me and he won't be very happy on his return tomorrow if his staff and doctor are playing head games again!:no:

play with your own head

HOOKED · Jul 6, 2014

papasmerf said:
play with your own head

Harrison Ford is playing with yours, you should feel proud!:LMAO:

User-E · Jul 6, 2014

HOOKED said:
Harrison Ford is playing with yours, you should feel proud!:LMAO:

Papa was probably the one who booby trapped the door on the Millennium Falcon that broke Harrison's leg - to get even.

papasmerf · Jul 6, 2014

Ms. Sarah said:
Papa was probably the one who booby trapped the door on the Millennium Falcon that broke Harrison's leg - to get even.

payback is a bitch

Madman · Jul 10, 2014

Where's the doctor?

Mackay, Harper and Smith have raised my blood pressure past the boiling point, I NEED HELP!!!

Papa and Tranny her both my baby toes rubbing my feet to hard, I NEED HELP!!!!

oldguyzer · Jul 10, 2014

Madman said:
Where's the doctor?

Mackay, Harper and Smith have raised my blood pressure past the boiling point, I NEED HELP!!!

Papa and Tranny her both my baby toes rubbing my feet to hard, I NEED HELP!!!!

Takes two aspirin and don't call me in the morning.

papasmerf · Jul 10, 2014

oldguyzer said:
Takes two aspirin and don't call me in the morning.

Your new cell phone with the new number is ready for pick up

User-E · Jul 19, 2014

Hi Doc.

As a health professional, can you give me some diplomatic advice about how to handle patients that you prefer not to see? How do you tell them?

Hmmmmmm

I've had potential clients contact me who are clearly suffering from the early stages of dementia or other conditions related to advanced age. I don't want to hurt their feelings by refusing to accept them as clients, but can't risk having them wandering around the neighbourhood shouting my name as they try to find me either.

The other day, I had an elderly gentleman come over who'd recently had 2 strokes. The man literally could not walk and talk at the same time, yet his doctor approved him to drive. I was worried that he wouldn't make it to the parking lot safely, let alone get home safely.

Another elderly gentleman calls me 8 times a day because he forgets he's already called and I've told him I'm booked up.

:search2:

Art Mann · Jul 19, 2014

Ms. Sarah said:
. . . Another elderly gentleman calls me 8 times a day because he forgets he's already called and I've told him I'm booked up. . . .

Sorry about that.

I tend to keep my phone in my back pocket, so I must have been accidentally ass-dialing.

Gonna put the cell in my front pocket right now. Please call my penis when you're available.

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