I'm having a theoretical party! Everyone is invited!

[Louis XIV]

then on that case I will be there and I will pick up bob on the way

I can already hear his reply as he hitches up his overalls and slams the decrepit screen door in your face when you knock.....

 

[papasmerf]

I can already hear his reply as he hitches up his overalls and slams the decrepit screen door in your face when you knock.....

You think I am going to knock?

 

[User-E]

Smile when you say that

Is that pink pig pushing a pint? Hmmmmmm

 

[papasmerf]

Is that pink pig pushing a pint? Hmmmmmm

Most young pigs are pink

So yes, yes it is

 

[Louis XIV]

You think I am going to knock?

Well, I have yet to see a corrugated steel shack with a doorbell, so yeah.....

 

[papasmerf]

Well, I have yet to see a corrugated steel shack with a doorbell, so yeah.....

not many shacks like that in Toronto, so we must be looking into the mind of an Owl

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Will there be ice cream and cake? Who is in charge of the orgasms?

 

[bobistheowl]

In theory, everyone is welcome, even bob and his dumb 'ass'.

In practice, no one will welcome the sight of an owl performing fellatio on a donkey while reciting Macbeth's "Sound and Fury" soliloquy out the corners of his beak.

For the guys with tunnel vsion, Louis XIV is flirting with Jessica Rain in this thread.

I hold hypothetical parties, not theoretical parties.

An hypothetical party suggests a realistic situation based on an imaginary premise. Every film or stage production fits that description.

A theoretical party is like giving party cards out on the street, with an address that doesn't exist. Two very different things.

 

[Louis XIV]

An hypothetical party suggests a realistic situation based on an imaginary premise. Every film or stage production fits that description.

A theoretical party is like giving party cards out on the street, with an address that doesn't exist. Two very different things.

I gotta hand it to you buddy. I didn't think you'd figure that one out, but clearly a slide rule and a good enema were all you needed.

 

[Mariner]

Who is in charge of the orgasms?

You. Of course!

 

[bolt.upright]

Will there be ice cream and cake?

Is it really a party if there isn't?

Who is in charge of the orgasms?

Well duh!

 

[Madman]

NOW I'M PISSED....another party and I wasn't invited??

Papa, get the battering ram and let's get this party started!

 

[peace]

NOW I'M PISSED....another party and I wasn't invited??

Papa, get the battering ram and let's get this party started!

Perhaps you should reconsider your 5:00 pm appointment.

 

[peace]

NOW I'M PISSED....another party and I wasn't invited??

Papa, get the battering ram and let's get this party started!

Remember the breathing techniques we practiced together...

 

[Jamal]

You. Of course!

Wait for me.

 

[cristy]

This thread reminds me of this song....."Still crazy after all these years"....not it's lyrics, just the title....