I'm having a theoretical party! Everyone is invited!

[Louis XIV]

In theory, you'll all be welcome to attend, and be able to fit into my home. In practical terms, none of you will make it across the threshold before I blow your ever lovin' asses back to Kansas with my shotgun 'Dorothy'.

Now, who volunteers to ring the doorbell first? :biggrin2:

 

[bobistheowl]

Probably some Jehovah's Witnesses.

 

[oldguyzer]

Probably some Jehovah's Witnesses.

So that means BITI will be there with his favorite donkey...

 

[Louis XIV]

So that means BITI will be there with his favorite donkey...

In theory, everyone is welcome, even bob and his dumb 'ass'.

In practice, no one will welcome the sight of an owl performing fellatio on a donkey while reciting Macbeth's "Sound and Fury" soliloquy out the corners of his beak.

 

[oldguyzer]

In practice, no one will welcome the sight of an owl performing fellatio on a donkey while reciting Macbeth's "Sound and Fury" soliloquy out the corners of his beak.

Actually, I'd pay to see that...although I very much doubt BITI knows the soliloquy...



...or even what a soliloquy is without resorting to the Internet.

 

[Stubby]

And where is the threshold?.

 

[oldguyzer]

And where is the threshold?.

I'd say fellating a donkey would be the threshhold! :biggrin2:

 

[Guido]

In practical terms, none of you will make it across the threshold before I blow your ever lovin' asses back to Kansas with my shotgun 'Dorothy'.

Now, who volunteers to ring the doorbell first? :biggrin2:

If you're serving imaginary pizza with sopressata and bocconcini I'm will to risk it besides I've heard through the grape vine you couldn't hit a side of a barn.

 

[50cents]

Will bring wine.

 

[Prick]

Hmmmmmm

Pass

 

[Mariner]

In theory, you'll all be welcome to attend, and be able to fit into my home. In practical terms, none of you will make it across the threshold before I blow your ever lovin' asses back to Kansas with my shotgun 'Dorothy'.

Now, who volunteers to ring the doorbell first? :biggrin2:

So Dorothy gives blow jobs. Swallows?

 

[Louis XIV]

So Dorothy gives blow jobs.

If your dick is so small it will fit into the barrel of a 410 shotgun, you have bigger things to worry about than whether or not she'll swallow! :-Cool/"

 

[Louis XIV]

If you're serving imaginary pizza with sopressata and bocconcini I'm will to risk it besides I've heard through the grape vine you couldn't hit a side of a barn.

In theory, that's very true. In practice, I HAVE been known to get lucky on occasion :wink2: (and by that, I don't mean I paid for it! LOL!)

 

[papasmerf]

If your dick is so small it will fit into the barrel of a 410 shotgun, you have bigger things to worry about than whether or not she'll swallow! :-Cool/"

Smile when you say that

 

[Louis XIV]

Smile when you say that

:biggrin2:

 

[Louis XIV]

Hmmmmmm

Pass

In theory, I'd be perfectly cool with you not attending. In practice? Well....oh shit, who am I kidding...definitely still ok with you not being there. :biggrin2:

 

[Leo]

Am I imagining things?.

 

[papasmerf]

In theory, I'd be perfectly cool with you not attending. In practice? Well....oh shit, who am I kidding...definitely still ok with you not being there. :biggrin2:

then on that case I will be there and I will pick up bob one the way

 

[Louis XIV]

Am I imagining things?.

No. In all likelihood, you are simply developing a theoretical hypothesis. For 'imaginary', you'll have to look in little bobby's thread.

 

[User-E]

Am I imagining things?.

Depends on what you're imagining Leo. :wink2: