Just bad jokes thread.

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[tboy]

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> Two dwarfs go into a ba
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> Two dwarfs (aka. Midgets) go into a bar, where they pick up two
> "working girls" and take them to their separate hotel rooms for an
> hour of pleasure.
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> The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.
>
> His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he
> hears his friend shouting out cries of, "Here I come again! ONE, TWO,
> THREE .... UGH! " " Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE.... UGH!"
> "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ... UGH!" This goes on for the
> whole hour.
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> Later back at the bar, the second dwarf asks the first, " How did it go? "
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> The first mutters, " It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an
> erection. "
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> The second dwarf shook his head. " You think that's embarrassing?
> I couldn't get on the bed. "
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[oldguyzer]

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Love it! So when the girlfriend asks "what the hell is this?" I now have a perfect excuse...a novelty shower head attachment! :good:

Now about those anal beads....

 

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