Living on your own again

[SillyGirl]

I always used to secretly blame my ex and son for the fact that I could never find a pen when I needed one. Turns out it's my fault.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

The downside is that I have to make my own Sammich.

 

[Guido]

The downside is that I have to make my own Sammich.

If you wash your hands properly can you please make me a mortadella sammich!

 

[HOF]

If there is a poop left in the toilet I know who to blame.

 

[HOF]

The downside is that I have to make my own Sammich.

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[Jesus Quintana]

YAY!!! HOF finally learned how to post pictures!

Now we're in deep shit.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

One thing I love about living alone: No "nick-knacks" or shit that has to go into a "Curio cabinet". And not one goddammed "Doily" anywhere!

 

[SillyGirl]

I love that no one complains about my knick-knacks. :music:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I love that no one complains about my knick-knacks. :music:

Do you collect Chotchkee's too?

 

[SillyGirl]

Do you collect Chotchkee's too?

No, I don't clutter the place with meaningless stuff. All of my knick-knacks are sentimentally significant.

 

[Madman]

I love living alone. I could walk around in my underwear and nobody complains, HELL I even can walk around commando and nobody will complain provided I have the blinds down.

 

[SillyGirl]

I walk around naked all the time. with the blinds closed, of course...no one needs to see that. :rofl1:

 

[chokemychicken]

I walk around naked all the time. with the blinds closed, of course...no one needs to see that. :rofl1:

I do, I really do!:sorry:

 

[-b]

I walk around naked all the time. with the blinds closed, of course...no one needs to see that. :rofl1:

I walk around naked with the blinds close or open.......Well, I run fast so nobody sees.....:blush:

Well now I have to blame myself if I don't have an orgasm .....instead of Him....

 

[BuzzSaw]

I walk around naked with the blinds close or open.......Well, I run fast so nobody sees.....:blush:

Well now I have to blame myself if I don't have an orgasm .....instead of Him....

OMG, you must be my neighbour. I always see her streaking passed her windows!!:shocking:

 

[HOF]

YAY!!! HOF finally learned how to post pictures!

Now we're in deep shit.

LMAO, It's not the pictures that are the problem; it's the gifs (any advice, help or positive suggestions please!)

BTW, I just bought a new computer and it could be some navigational issues on my part.

 

[-b]

OMG, you must be my neighbour. I always see her streaking passed her windows!!:shocking:

:rofl!: I am fast....:anangel:

 

[BuzzSaw]

LMAO, It's not the pictures that are the problem; it's the gifs (any advice, help or positive suggestions please!)

BTW, I just bought a new computer and it could be some navigational issues on my part.

Which browser do you use??

:rofl!: I am fast....:anangel:

Not really, nice tatas!!

 

[HOF]

One thing I love about living alone: No "nick-knacks" or shit that has to go into a "Curio cabinet". And not one goddammed "Doily" anywhere!

My ex-wife would put those shitty nic-nacs that she'd buy from garage sales everywhere!

Oh, she was a disney fanatic and believe me I had no-fuggin' idea until she moved in! I just said, "Good, if we have off-spring, we'll never need to go to disneyland or disneyworld because you've got enough shit for all of Canada to see!"

My father and I renovated the matrimonial home in 1996 $135,000 with $37,000 ($172,000) not including the new furniture, etc and it would have been a permanent home. There were 5 bedrooms plus one in-law and possibility for another in-law suite if desired.
I bought her out cash after our brief marriage, used it as a rental property and when I sold it 11 years later (I won!) as it was my principal residence!

CO-HABITATION of anykind will not occur again unless it is a vacation!


J.Q. you may very well have been married to ex!

When she put those nics-nacs out, I put them into the trash later!


I used to say to her that I'd rather have one nice piece of art, decor that is ours than 100 pieces of shit that the owner doesn't want anymore!

I said to her, "When you earn 90% or more of what I do, put 50% back into the general account for the house, then and only then can you put the shit from garage sales and disney into open area of our home. I did not put my stuff into the open areas, I had it in one of the in-law suite rooms where the gym equipment and computer were.

She didn't take too kindly to the 90%, 50% and her stuff was shit comments, so I said, "Go make me a sammich and suck my cock while I eat it!; then get the fuck out, we're done!)​

 

[Raiden]

I used to say to her that I'd rather have one nice piece of art, decor that is ours than 100 pieces of shit that the owner doesn't want anymore!

I said to her, "When you earn 90% or more of what I do, put 50% back into the general account for the house, then and only then can you put the shit from garage sales and disney into open area of our home. I did not put my stuff into the open areas, I had it in one of the in-law suite rooms where the gym equipment and computer were.

She didn't take too kindly to the 90%, 50% and her stuff was shit comments, so I said, "Go make me a sammich and suck my cock while I eat it!; then get the fuck out, we're done!)​

:writing: got it, I'm going to try this today but I better get a hotel room ready just in case it back fires and I need a place to crash!!