Living on your own again

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It's all Madman's fault Bliss. I think a good swift kick to the nut sack would make you smile from ear to ear.


How about it MM, let the lady kick those balls!:clapping::clapping:


ps... bliss, does that mean you would refuse to visit an Filipino escort??

I think piecing his balls would work....but a chain on it, every time he causes issues
we could yank it....

Filipino Escort......I would visit...Just because one Filipino did this does not
mean all.....I do like Indonesian Women.....better though....
My Very Very Favorite are Women would take there time to know me....
kind and understanding.......I have met a few on here.....:anangel:
They come in all Class.....Colour.....and Shapes......:girlkiss:

 

[Madman]

I think piecing his balls would work....but a chain on it, every time he causes issues
we could yank it....

Filipino Escort......I would visit...Just because one Filipino did this does not
mean all.....I do like Indonesian Women.....better though....
My Very Very Favorite are Women would take there time to know me....
kind and understanding.......I have met a few on here.....:anangel:
They come in all Class.....Colour.....and Shapes......:girlkiss:

Excuse Guido for not knowing you as well as I do.

You would bend over and do any woman just like I would and that is admirable!!:spiteful:

 

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Excuse Guido for not knowing you as well as I do.

You would bend over and do any woman just like I would and that is admirable!!:spiteful:

Hmmmm....depends on how much I had to drink......
Madman if you were a woman I would do you in a Heart Beat.......:spiteful:

 

[SillyGirl]

Are we sure he isn't a woman? :dontknow:

:tongue:

 

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Are we sure he isn't a woman? :dontknow:

:tongue:

It is call Fishing to me....
Throw the line out.....see....hope...
and if a male comes in I just cub him
and throw him back, then try again for a woman....:whistling:
Fishing......:biggrin:

 

[Melanie]

It is call Fishing to me....
Throw the line out.....see....hope...
and if a male comes in I just cub him
and throw him back, then try again for a woman....:whistling:
Fishing......:biggrin:

You 2 ladies are so evil I love it!:heart:

 

[a 1 player]

It is call Fishing to me....
Throw the line out.....see....hope...
and if a male comes in I just cub him
and throw him back, then try again for a woman....:whistling:
Fishing......:biggrin:

Hey now!

 

[SillyGirl]

Hey now!

What's wrong, Sooty?

 

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What's wrong, Sooty?

I think I clubbed him....:shocking:

What I should be doing is throwing them your way......:spiteful:

 

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You 2 ladies are so evil I love it!:heart:

Are you fishing Sweet....Do you need any help.....:wink:

SG is my mentor on being Evil.......:anangel:

 

[Madman]

Hmmmm....depends on how much I had to drink......
Madman if you were a woman I would do you in a Heart Beat.......:spiteful:

I can shave my legs, paint my nails, shave my face and wear a wig, put on some fake eyelashes and walk around with my pecker tucked in between my legs and PRESTO I am your woman for a night.

shhhhh, don't tell a 1 he will get jealous because he can't pull off the woman look. His ass is too hairy and I heard he refuses to bleach it.

 

[JustRiley]

What helps to stop the cats from playing with the toilet paper is bending the roll a bit before you put it on the stick. because its not completely round roll they can't spin it around.

 

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What helps to stop the cats from playing with the toilet paper is bending the roll a bit before you put it on the stick. because its not completely round roll they can't spin it around.

Never thought of that. Thanks for the idea.....

Now who you please take Madman, drop him off somewhere far away...
Make sure you push him out the car quickly......step on the gas.....
He screams like a chimp, just keep driving.....

 

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Living alone.....when you want to suck something
nobody is there.....SG, I am starting to understand
about the wanting sex......:shocking:

 

[SillyGirl]

Living alone.....when you want to suck something
nobody is there.....SG, I am starting to understand
about the wanting sex......:shocking:

You might be able to find someone around here with something you can suck. :666:

:tongue:

 

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You might be able to find someone around here with something you can suck. :666:

:tongue:

:NoNoNo:

I have only met one man I would sleep with....he's married.....

I met many women I would sleep with......but they want to be my friend...
or sister.....Damn......They love my jokes etc....don't want sex messing it up...
Or I really suck in picking up women.....:shocking:

 

[SillyGirl]

Stay away from the married ones, you don't need those complications. :no:

 

[a 1 player]

:NoNoNo:

I have only met one man I would sleep with....he's married.....

Actually you are wrong. I'm not married.

 

[tboy]

Actually you are wrong. I'm not married.

ok mr "it's all about me" lol.....not too self absorbed are we? :shocking:


hey bliss, welcome to the world of being a man in the 21st century......other than mr player here, most of us have trouble picking up women!!!!!

 

[peace]

Are we sure he isn't a woman? :dontknow:

:tongue:

Remember madman is aka Liberace.