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Well bob - how does it feel to be a new member with a 5 star thread? :YMAPPLAUSE:
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I actually had two 5 star threads for a while, Sarah, then I lost them all, then I got four of them back in this one. Anytime someone gives you stars and someone else removes them, you're getting it done.
On to the mailbag:
Q: "Bob, what kind of work do you do" - Candi, Orillia
A: What kind of work do you need done? Do you mean, like an enhancement, or do you want somebody to leave and never come back, so to speak?
Q: No, I'm referring to employment. How do you pay the bills?
A: We only have to pay the ones that keep the final under the spread. Those other guys, they think the game is legit. For droppin' a pass, missin' a block, fumbling, we pay them dick. Those guys are so stupid. They'll have a $5 million dollar a year contract, and they'll risk a dime in Federal for twenty-five hundred, cash. I think it's the thrill.
Q: I didn't mean that. I mean employment. What do you do for a living?
A: Oh, that. Women's shoes. Design and wholesale. Just the high end, not the sneakers they wear to and from work. At least, that's what it says on the tax forms.
Q: bobistheowl, you sound formidable, like how you write with a Brooklyn accent on weekends, and the mob references peppered throughout your various posts. Is there any man you're afraid of? - Robin, Gotham, NY
A: I only fear one man: Taylor Swift. And only when he has a bug up his nose about something. And by that, I mean a beef, not a wire. I already check for that, and he's always been clean.
Q: Ummmm.... I'm pretty sure Taylor Swift is a woman.
A: You're supposed to believe that. Even he believes it sometimes. He may look and sound vulnerable, but he's an artist, and that's his art. Do you have any idea how much dedication it takes to be able to fit into that suit, night after night? We had to take him to China to have the feet done, professionally. That was the hard part. A guy walkin' in them shoes. We had him watch the Cyclops in The 7th Voyage of Sinbad to get that down pat. That's the only way a guy can relate, if he ain't gay. And he ain't. He's an former Olympic gymnast from Chechnya, and spry as fuck, for 49. We recruited him from Spetsnaz in '89, around the time the cheques started to bounce, two years before we busted 'the Union'. Them Spetnazis, or whatever the fuck you called them, were a lot tougher than anyone we got here. Those guys used to eat barbed wire for breakfast, and shit it out whole, and that was just in boot camp. And they did it for rubles if you can believe that.
Q: I get it. catfished lol!
A: OK, good, I thought you were going to ask why.
Q: Oh, you mean you are serious? Why would anyone want to turn a living weapon into a Walmart-friendly chanteuse?
A: We're groomin' him for POTUS in '36. That's all I can tell you, for now. We've perfected the agent, and we know how to get it in him, but we're still working on the antidote, and some of the contracts ain't been shooken on yet.
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Ummmm.....shouldn't you be busy feeding the crickets in Tan? They sound hungry.
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Bobs not the only one who talks to himself. When I'm in the Batcave I usually stand in front of the mirror and have a serious one on one conversation with the sexy dynamic superhero staring right back at me!
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I know a Taxi Driver who used to do that, too.
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I can supply a life-size picture of Madman if that would help...
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No, I could take your picture down with a beer in my other hand, but I don't do that, because you amuse me, my little friend.
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Oh puleeze, I do have a picture of you on the wall which is used for darts! Whenever you are walking and all of a sudden feel a burn on your little dick, it's a bullseye, a direct hit!
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Batboy and Owlboy together?
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I could have a fresh one shipped to him. That model sells well in Japan. A guy there just stands against the wall, and one of the lovely attendants on the other side rubs one out for him, while he closes a deal with the guy standin' next to him. During rush hour, some of the ladies work double shafts. It's so much more civilized over there.
On this side of the Pacific, that particular photo doesn't shift a lotta units. There's a notch market in some of the gay clubs, for guys who want to match a face with the toilet smell, but it don't sell nearly as well as the Peyton Manning, or that Glee kid, with the There's Something About Mary hair.
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Detective Comics Junior, issue #'s 13-19, 22 and 27, (March, 1955 - May 1956 cover dates), National Periodicals. 6-8 page back up feature, stories by Otto Binder, art by Infantino. various inkers. Schwartz was the editor. Issue 22 has some value in VG grade or better, because it had the first Sea Monkeys ad, but it's practically worthless, if someone cut out the mailing coupon.
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Wow, like, you can use, like, Google and Wikipedia, like, and shit, huh? Fake knowledge is not the same as real knowledge.
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I do not believe the basis for this thread is to provide information or fact.
But rather to amuse.
While admittedly I find that if you need to explain the joke then it just is not funny.
I still open this thread and read
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Without moving your lips?
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Most days
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Dude, none of this is real!!!, (except the flirting, and little bits, here and there).
Fourteen pages in, and you're still being punked. Do you also believe that you can make a lady one-third your age squirt, or ain't you never done that yet?
Who's the fool now, Mister Smartypants?
