Just bad jokes thread.

[Ang]

Don't blame me for this one. I didn't start the thread.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...that's just wrong!:no:

 

[Bubba]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...that's just wrong!:no:

Oh shit, I ain't opening it.

 

[Bubba]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...that's just wrong!:no:

Oh shit, I ain't opening it.

 

[tboy]

Did the chimp get warts?

warts are on toads dude......

Man, that video is wrong on SO many levels....lol....it was like a car accident, I just couldn't turn away lol....

 

[tboy]

Did the chimp get warts?

warts are on toads dude......

Man, that video is wrong on SO many levels....lol....it was like a car accident, I just couldn't turn away lol....

 

[Guido]

Curly you should be banned for that one :666:

You out-shone them all.

 

[Guido]

Curly you should be banned for that one :666:

You out-shone them all.

 

[Rebecca Richardson]

What's the hardest thing about nailing a baby to a fence?
Your dick while you do it.

 

[Rebecca Richardson]

What's the hardest thing about nailing a baby to a fence?
Your dick while you do it.

 

[Chunky]

What's the hardest thing about nailing a baby to a fence?
Your dick while you do it.

I like it when girls like to play

 

[Chunky]

What's the hardest thing about nailing a baby to a fence?
Your dick while you do it.

I like it when girls like to play

 

[Stoner]

In a Supermarket Produce Section:

Straight Guy picks up a cucumber and thinks "I can use this for a salad"
Gay Guy picks up cucumber and thinks "I wonder if this will fit up my ass?"

In a Bedroom Furniture Store:

Straight Guy looks at a four poster bed and thinks "I'd love to jump on that mattress"
Gay Guy looks at a four poster bed and thinks "I'd love to jump on that post"

In a Supermarket shopping for tooth brushes:

Straight Guy looks sees a SoniCare ultrasonic toothbrush, and thinks "That will be great for removing plaque and massaging my gums"
Gay Guy looks sees a SoniCare ultrasonic toothbrush, and thinks "That will be great for massaging my ass and prostate"​

 

[Stoner]

In a Supermarket Produce Section:

Straight Guy picks up a cucumber and thinks "I can use this for a salad"
Gay Guy picks up cucumber and thinks "I wonder if this will fit up my ass?"

In a Bedroom Furniture Store:

Straight Guy looks at a four poster bed and thinks "I'd love to jump on that mattress"
Gay Guy looks at a four poster bed and thinks "I'd love to jump on that post"

In a Supermarket shopping for tooth brushes:

Straight Guy looks sees a SoniCare ultrasonic toothbrush, and thinks "That will be great for removing plaque and massaging my gums"
Gay Guy looks sees a SoniCare ultrasonic toothbrush, and thinks "That will be great for massaging my ass and prostate"​

 

[tboy]

^^^^^^^ which brings us to:

How do you fit 4 homosexuals on a barstool?

Turn it upside down!

 

[tboy]

^^^^^^^ which brings us to:

How do you fit 4 homosexuals on a barstool?

Turn it upside down!

 

[Ozzie]

When is it ok to beat a woman?

---

1. When she hits you first.

2. When she pawns your TV for drugs.

3. When she eats all your bolonee while your at work.

4. When she does not clean the house.

5. When she wrecks your car.

All the above has happened and I did not beat her yet but might tonight.
​

 

[Ozzie]

When is it ok to beat a woman?

---

1. When she hits you first.

2. When she pawns your TV for drugs.

3. When she eats all your bolonee while your at work.

4. When she does not clean the house.

5. When she wrecks your car.

All the above has happened and I did not beat her yet but might tonight.
​

 

[Wise Guy]

What has a million legs, but cannot walk?


Jerry's Kids




Thank you, thank you, please hold your applause.

 

[Wise Guy]

What has a million legs, but cannot walk?


Jerry's Kids




Thank you, thank you, please hold your applause.

 

[God]

While creating Husbands, God (I) promised Women that good and ideal Husbands would be found in all corners of the world....


And then God made the earth round.
Women are still looking for corners​